Dragon slayer chatroom

Nicknames

[Natsu added Gajeel, Wendy, Laxus, Cobra, Sting and Rogue to Dragon chat]

Gajeel: What is this and why am I in it

Natsu: Its a chat for dragon slayer related things

Sting: Then why are Laxus and Cobra here?

Laxus: I'm a dragon slayer too you know

Wendy: So what are we gonna talk about?

Natsu:.....

Natsu: I don't know

[1:23pm]

Cobra: I just got on this and I'm confused as to why I was added but I'm gonna have some fun while I'm here

[Cobra changed their name to My Snitches]

Gajeel: What does that even mean?

My snitches: It means my snake bitches

Gajeel:.....

[Gajeel changed their name to Metal apocalypse]

[Natsu changed their name to Fire King]

Fire king: Wait what does Metal apocalypse even mean

Metal Apocalypse: My secret

[Wendy changed their name to kitty munchkin]

My snitches: Why is she in this chat? She's too innocent

[Laxus changed their name to Lightning god]

[Metal Apocalypse changed Lightning god's name to Spark god]

Spark god: Bitch

Metal Apocalyse: I'm offended

[Sting changed their name to Buzz buzz bitchez]

[Rogue changed their name to Shadowy emo]

Metal apocalypse: Ha. That's a fitting name

Shadowy emo: Shut up.

Buzz buzz bitchez: So now what

Fire king: I dunno

[10:43]

Fire king: Where are you Gajeel I want to fight

Shadowy emo: Do you even know proper grammer?

Metal Apocalypse: Fuck off Salamander. I'm busy

Fire king: Doing what

Spark god: Why do you care?

Fire king: Because I want to fight him

Fire king: How about you fight me instead

Spark god: Can't. Busy

My Snitches: Yeah. Your ruining the moment fire fucker

Buzz buzz bitchez: Wait. Are you guys together

Spark god: Who said we we are. we aren't

Shadowy emo: I can see you guys making out in the middle of a forest

Metal Apocalypse: What are you? A stalker

Shadowy emo: For your information, I was returning from training. You guys aren't even near Magnolia. Go fuck each other in your own forest

Kitty munchkin: What's going on?

My Snitches: Quick. Cover her eyes. She's too innocent for this

Spark god: Wendy don't read these messages. Your too innocent

Kitty munchkin: I didn't know Laxus was dating Gajeel and Cobra

Metal Apocalypse: We aren't dating

My Snitches: Yeah. Making out is completly different

Buzz buzz bitchez: It kinda looks more like a threesome on a blow up mattress

Spark god: Are you with Rogue?

Buzz buzz bitchez: Who do you think was training with Rogue?

Metal apocalypse: That's it. I'm coming over there

Buzz buzz bitchez: Without your shirt?

Metal apocalypse: Yes you perv

Kitty munchkin: Are Sting and Rogue still alive?

Shadowy emo: Yes. I used my shadows to get us away but I felt tempted to leave Sting behind

Buzz buzz bitchez: You don't have to be so mean

Fire King: So what's going on is their a fight

Shadowy emo: *There

Buzz buzz bitchez: Your such a grammer Nazi