Dragon slayer chatroom

Hospital talk

I've not abandoned this book, I swear. It just took a long to come up with something good for it. So if I don't have good ideas then updates might be slow.

[3:39pm]

Metal Apocalypse: Ok, you guys are all assholes

Shadowy emo: What happened to make everyone including Wendy an asshole

Metal Apocalypse *All you men are fucking assholes

Fire king: Doesn't that mean your an asshole tho

Shadowy emo: *You're

Buzz buzz bitchez: Oh my god Rogue

My snitches: Bold of you to assume I'm a man

Spark god: What?

My snitches: I self identify as a cauliflower

Kitty munchkin: Why do you identify as a cauliflower Mr Cobra?

My snitches: I don't know. I'm just in the mood for cauliflower

Shadowy emo: That's cannibalism

Buzz buzz bitchez: Of course you'd be the first one to say that

My snitches: Who said that I haven't eaten someone. I was part of the seiz for a good portion of my life

Kitty munchkin: Did you?

My snitches: ............

My snitches: No

Spark god: Back to Gajeel, why are we all assholes?

Fire king: Except Wendy

Spark god: I know that Natsu

Metal Apocalypse: Because you all made me go to the fuckin' hospital

Shadowy emo: Ooooh

Shadowy emo: No that's probably reasonable

My snitches: Explain

Shadowy emo: Hospitals smell like death and bleach. There's also a lot of crying and pained screams. Not to mention sickness

Buzz buzz bitchez: He's salty because the last time he was in the hospital he spent a few weeks there after getting cut in the neck and chest

Shadowy emo: Make fun of me all you want but why don't you spend 3 weeks in the hospital without being able to talk, constantly smelling death, sickness and bleach and being given food that tastes like sandpaper

Sparky god: Hospital food isn't that bad

Shadowy emo: -_-

My snitches: Remind me to never go to a hospital if I'm injured

Metal Apocalypse: They made me get like 10 different needles in my arm. I only went because you all told me to get the black outs checked out

Buzz buzz bitches: Why?

Metal Apocalypse: Well I never went to the hospital when I was in phantom. Those bills are bloody expensive and Jose wasn't willing to pay for shit like that so I just never went to check ups or anything

My snitches: Same.... Except I couldn't go because I was a wanted criminal. Not because my guild master was a piece of garbage

My snitches: Not saying that he wasn't but that wasn't the reason I didn't get health care

Spark god: How are either of you still alive? You realize that there are diseases that could kill you

My snitches: The worst I got was a caught the flu when I was like 10. I couldn't take any medicine cause the pills instantly dissolved since I was drooling acid

Shadowy emo: Oh god, your worse than Sting

Metal apocalypse: I'm afraid to ask

Shadowy emo: There's a high chance of destroying your retinas because he sneezes out beams of white light

Buzz buzz bitchez: Not true

Shadowy emo: You made me blind for 3 days after you were sick the last time and I had to take care of you

Fire king: I just spew lava

Shadowy emo: That's worse

Metal Apocalypse: I'm not going near any of you when your sick

Spark god: I'm not that bad

Metal Apocalypse: -_-

Metal Apocalypse: You could legit kill me if you were sick

Metal Apocalypse: I'd rather go out another way

My snitches: Like being sucked into a portal by a demon

Metal Apocalypse: That was not intentional and I didn't die so fuck you

My snitches: You've already fucked me though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Metal apocalypse: That's not what I meant and you know it