[1:28am]
My snitches: Ummm
My snitches: Has anyone heard of night lizards that watch you in your sleep?
Shadowy emo: OK first of all. What?
Shadowy emo: Second of all, if they watch when you sleep then why are you awake?
Shadowy emo: Thirdly, why are you asking this at 1 in the morning
My snitches: Why are you responding at 1 in the morning?
Shadowy emo: Fuck you
Spark god: What's this I read about night lizards
Shadowy emo: Cobra is talking about night lizards. Whatever those are
My snitches: I'm not joking. I woke up to breathing on my face and when I looked up I wass staring at a scaly face with red eyes
Kitty munchkins: Isn't that just Gajeel?
Buzz buzz bitchez: Gajeel doesn't have a scaly face though
Shadowy emo: Actually when he activates his dragon scales he does
Buzz buzz birchez: Of course you would know that
My snitches: Does Gajeel also have a fucking mini muzzle
Shadowy emo:......
Buzz buzz bitchez:.......
My snitches: Didn't think so
Spark god: Has anyone noticed how quite Gajeel has been. Surely he would have heard his lacrima go off
Shadowy emo: True. Gajeel does complain about early morning messages
[Spark god has initiated a group call]
[Group call was ended]
Buzz buzz bitchez: What was that about?
Spark god: What the fuck!!
Shadowy emo: What?
Spark god: I heard movement outside my house and went to check and I found a fucking dead bird on my doorstep
[Spark god sent a photo]
My snitches: Oh god. What the hell?
Shadowy emo: That looks like it got ripped to shreds by a monster or something
Buzz buzz bitchez: Who would leave such a disgusting present
Metal apocalypse: What's going on? You guys are blowing up my phone
Metal Apocalypse: Oh hey. I recognise that bird
My snitches: You what?
Metal Apocalypse: Yeah. That bird was outside my window the other day
Buzz buzz bitchez: And what happened to it?
Metal apocalypse: I squewered it then fiddled about with it. I bit it a few times. Got a few feather stuck in my teeth though.
My snitches: Where were you a few minutes ago?
Metal apocalypse: I dunno. I must've had another one of those stupid blackout phases I get when I wake up somewhere random with my clothes slightly torn and my shoes nowhere in sight
Shadowy emo: Wait. Where are you?
Metal apocalypse: I dunno. There's a lotta trees. That's about it
Buzz buzz bitchez: So wait. How do have your phone
Metal apocalypse: It was in my pocket
Shadowy emo: You need to see a doctor if this is a regular thing
Metal apocalypse: I'm fine
My snitches: Ah yes. Blacking out then coming back around with torn clothes in the middle of a forest is 'fine'
Metal apocalypse: Ya'll are making a big deal out of nothing
Shadowy emo: Just see a doctor
Metal Apocalypse: Fine
YOU ARE READING
Dragon slayer chatroom
FanfictionBasically just the dragon slayers in a chat room consisting of ridiculousness, flirting, swearing and several other things. (This book is going to involve flirting between all dragon slayers except Wendy. Wendy is too young to be flirting with 6 men...
