So I was crusing urban Dictionary-as one does when procrastinating- and i was like can you actually buy a mug with some random ass definition on it? And the answer is yes. Yes you can.
Did you think that was it? Probably not but anyways, imagine it's Christmastime or if you don't celebrate Christmas it's someone's birthday and if you don't celebrate birthdays im sorry. Just pretend that you're being a good fren and u show up one day and ur like here. Take this definitely superniceawesome gift. And they unwrap the gift wrap and get this.
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Now if you know what this is, I- *stares at nothing* If you don't, then drop your socks and grab your crocs we're going to get wet on this ride. *takes deep breath* b a c k t o t h e s t o r y !
They look at it confused. They look on the back and (Look below the pic for what it says)
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They take a deep breath ready to read it out loud expecting it to be heartfelt. They start reading it out loud *trying not to laugh* By the tenth word they are extremely disappointed. They stop reading out loud to look at you with anger.
They break out into a smile. "THIS WAS THE GREATEST GIFT-
I wrote this yesterday and im publishing it for laughs bc of my other chapter(the one before this) Sorry for the feels btw
