loki: from now on, if someone, fanfiction or not, loves me, they have to stab someone to show their gratitude.
me: *stabs in asgardian*
alternates: valkarol: from now on, if someone, fanfiction or not, loves me, they have to be gay show their gratitude.
me: *cries in possibly bisexual*
sambucky: from now on, if someone, fanfiction or not, loves me, they have to make multiple signs that they are obsessed with this ship to show their gratitude.
me: *cries in hating stucky*
and finally...
pietro: from now on, if someone, fanfiction or not, loves me, they have to say that their a "pietro maximoff enthusiast" to show their gratitude.
me:
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