Plastic is a really cool thing,
It just makes me wanna sing!
I can shove it down Lewis's throat
Or sink Simon's boat
And in my ears their screams shall ring.
Plastic is really cool!
If you don't like it you MUST be a fool!
I can use it to make Lewis and Simon die
And watch all yogscast fans go and cry.
Plastic is the best!
It passes every test!
It is the best substance of them all, better than all the rest!
Plastic is really the best thing ever made,
It comes in every size, shape, color, and shade.
So think twice before hating on plastic like I make you want to do
Because I, your worst enemy, am watching you.
A/n Yeah... No real explanation.. 'WTF DID I JUST READ??' you ask. Well, to be honest I don't even know...
