A/N I co-wrote this with Yogscast-lionstar...
There was once a man named Simon
With a very messed up life
He met a crazy girl
who killed him with a knife.
Her name was Liv
She had a yogscast propic but made mean comments
It was really weird and crazy and made no sense.
Later that day Lewis's body was found
For in the toilet he seemed to have drowned.
This is the story of Simon
Who had a very messed up life.
He met a crazy girl.
Who killed him with a knife.
When all the other yogs learned their friends had died
For hours and hours they all wept and cried.
Eventually when they had all been killed
By a ninja named Zebra who was really quite skilled
They all became ghosts who were evil and wanted nothing more
To get their revenge but were cold to the core.
This is the story of Simon
Who had a messed up life.
He met a crazy girl
Who killed him with a knife.
And later that day SImon was fired
He had eaten Lewis's tampon and all his jaffas when he had been quite tired.
And since he couldn't tell jaffas and tampons apart
He ended up with a broken heart.
Thoughts of explosives and fire filled his mind as he wept;
He got out the bomb he had secretly kept.
This is the story of Simon
Who had a messed up life
He met a crazy girl
Who killed him with a knife.
He snuck into Lewis's home that night
And lit the fuse to his dynamite.
He heard a loud 'BOOM' followed by a 'BANG!'
And in his ears the explosion rang.
Simon had changed from who we once knew.
Because all that was a lie, but this treachery was true.
This is the story of Simon
who had a messed up life
He met a crazy girl
Who killed him with a knife.
For Simon's broken heart had been healed,
But it grew back broken and bent; Now his true nature had been revealed.
