[ random stuff with saisai ]

snooping around led to this

storytime .

i was snooping around my parents house , when i found medical reports from a couple years back . from the local hospital . me , being the idiot that i am , read the entirety of the reports multiple times .

now , i was told by the hospital when i was 12 , that i had a significantly weaker heart than normal . however , i didn't actually remember the reasoning behind it , because of my t e r r i b l e memory , well , until now
well , i found out the reason why my heart is so weak .

it turns out , i have a bruise on my heart . and i apparently got it that one time when i was 7 and my babysitter got super mad at me for a reason i forgot , and continued to slam my chest on the corner of a table

and no
the corner wasn't childproofed