4 years later
Oh I love Squidward, he's so handsome and smart and he always helps around the house... NOT! I CAN'T STAND HIM!!!! He's always like "Oh Spongebob you know I'm too busy making my art" and I'm like "Oh Squidward you know I'm too busy WORKING AND TAKING CARE OF THE KIDS!" Squidward quit the krusty krab 2 years ago to pursue his "art" and hasn't made a dollar since. Not only that, but does he do the dishes, clean the house, feed the kids, or do ANYTHING productive? NO OF COURSE NOT! I have to do EVERYTHING! After a long day at work, I come home to find the house a MESS and where is Squidward? Working on his "music" which is really just mindless screeching. The kids are crying, the house is a mess... somehow, how does he make that much of a mess in such a short time? Ugh... I'm gonna divorce him.
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Spongeward (no smut)
FanfictionThis was a joke fanfic I made after my friend and I were talking about how there are ships for everything so don't come in thinking this will be serious XD THIS IS A JOKE
