Deku Jackson another terrible day

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Dylan: Now this is a continuation of the Deku Jackson world

Inko: Oh I love this world

The screen show a big house with Izuku and Iida standing next to him but Iida had goat legs standing in front of Mr. Aizawa who was playing with cards

Iida: Why do I have goat legs?

Dylan: In this world your what is known as a Satyr they are half goat half human creatures from Greek mythology

Mr. Aizawa: Oh your alive I suppose that good news for ya but it means a lot more paperwork for me. So don't expect me to be happy to see ya of course being alive is temporary

Izuku (Whispers to Iida): Is he always like this?

Iida (Whispers back): Usually

Mr. Aizawa: SO MAYBE IF I GO PLAY PEKNULE FOR A FEW HOURS THINGS MIGHT IMPROVE FOR ME NOT FOR YOU, YOU'D BE DEAD!!!!

Izuku: Where am I?

Mr. Aizawa: Great you haven't been debriefed this is way out of my paygrade which is saying a lot since I don't get payed SOMEONE FIND MR. HAY FOR BREATH AND TELL HIM THAT MR. DEKU JHONSEN IS AWAKE SO HE BETTER CLIP, CLOP HIS WAY DOWN HERE!!!!

Mic: Man Shota you need to take a chill pill man

Aizawa: Shut up

With that Iida ran off to get the person that Aizawa wanted

Izuku: It's Izuku Jackson

Mr. Aizawa: WHATEVER!!!! Just another terrible day at Camp Half-Blood where everything's the worst Just another terrible day when your in charge its like your cursed

Mr. Aizawa then changed the glass of wine that was in his hand into a cup of coffe after some thunder was sounded

Mr. Aizawa: Well technecly I am cursed one rump in the woods with Zeus (Nezu) favourate wood nymph and your stuck running a summer camp full of a bunch needy half-bloods!!!!

Izuku: Half-blood?

Mr. Aizawa: Yeah half god, half mortal does no one watch the orientaion film?!?!?!?!

Izuku: Did you say half god?

Mr. Aizawa: Yeah and I half care lets see who next Itsuka Kendo!!!!

A girl with orange hair came up towards Mr. Aizawa and Izuku crying

Mr. Aizawa: Oh great she's crying

Kendo: I was walking in the strawberry fields with Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu and everything was normal but then I kissed him and he started growing sunflowers everywhere

Mr. Aizawa: Look kid I don't know how to tell you but I think that Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu was also holding hands with a nymph that does want to wish you well to tell you the truth is best to just breakup with the guy!!!! But who am I to give love advice I'm literally the god of alcohol

Kendo: But he loves me

Mr. Aizawa: HE LOVES YOU NOT NEXT!!!! Another terrible day at Camp Half-Blood where everything's the worst. Just another terrible day I'm the God of wine and I'm dying of thirst

Izuku: Wait, did you say your a God?

Aizawa turned to face Izuku slightly glaring down at him

Aizawa: Dionysus God of wine

As Izuku looked at him the outlines of the old Greek clothes appeared shortly before returning to normal

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