Hey. So today was an interesting day. I couldn't have dreamt of having a better day. In fact, by day was amazing. Why? Because I ate POTATO..
Not just any potato, a mouldy potato.
This potato was so delicious that it turned my mouth into froth. It frothed and frothed until I was lying on the ground, my limbs jerking. I forget what happened next. But the next thing I new, I was lying in the hospital bed. I was so excited that I peed myself.
The pee fell down all over the floor and I couldn't stop myself. I was crying out with glee. The doctors and nurses ran in. The pee spilled onto the floor and down through my hospital gown.
That was when the pooping started. I couldn't stop myself! It was so deliciously amazing - the feeling of squirmy things squirting out of my butt.
But that was my day today.
Yours Sincerely,
Mouldy potato person who had a seizure and poopies. <3 See you next time ;)
