Yeeeeet that bitch!! Shortish, you'll see why at the end a/n!!
Summary: The Rouge's come back to live with Tony, but Tony spends all his free time with Peter, his intern
"Hey!" Peter ran in only expecting Tony
"Hey...." Peter's voice became bored and annoyed
"Ya know what, I'ma just go text Ned" Peter started walked out
"Wait, before you leave" Tony said stopping Peter
"Our, guests, will be staying awhile" Tony said, and Peter looked at the Rouge's
"Don't come near me, don't talk to me, don't even look at me, don't think about me, bitch" Peter glared and walked out
"Welp, that was.... interesting" Tony awkwardly laughed
"He has no respect Tony, why-"
"I'ma stop you right there" Tony glared
"Why? The kid has no-"
"I. Said. I'ma stop you right there" Tony glared walking out
"Well then"
•^•
Peter ran in covered in blood
"What happened?!" Tony stood up running to him
"I wAs ShOt DaDdDDdD!!" Peter's voice went weird
"How many times?!"
"5? I don't know, I didn't count!!"
"Fri! Tell the doctors to get ready! I'm bringing Pete down!"
"Of course boss"
•^•
Peter walked in with a very pale Tony
Peter sat Tony down
"You said 5!"
"I said I didn't count!!"
"You got shot 15 times!!!!" Tony stood up and Peter flinched
"I'm sorry kid, I just care for you, I don't want to see you hurt, I've already lost enough and I don't want to add you to the list" Tony hugged Peter tightly
"I understand, I'm so sorry dad" Peter said
"It's ok, go rest, no school for a few days" Tony said lightly pushing him to his room
"Fine" Peter mumbled walking out
"Tony?" Tony turned and saw the Rouge's sitting there
"Oh, hello there" Tony smiled walking over and sat on the couch turning the TV on and walked Sherlock
"What happened?" Steve asked
"Self explanatory Rogers, he got shot" Tony replied not taking his eyes off the TV
"You spend a lot of time with him" Natasha crossed her arms
"And you betrayed me, but you don't see me complain" Tony said still not looking at them
"Calm down" Steve said
Tony took out a box and held it out to Steve
"You can have this back, this ring meant nothing to you, did it?" Tony said and Steve took it, inside was the wedding ring
"You two were married?" Bucky asked
"Yep!" Tony faked happiness
"I'm sorry, I didn't know" Bucky looked down, ashamed he broke up a marriage
"It's fine" Tony said looking at Bucky, "I don't blame you"
"If you're sure" Bucky stood up, most likely to go to the training room
"Why have you forgiven Bucky, but not us?" Sam asked cross armed
"Because, and I don't need to answer that question, it's my choice when and if I forgive you guys, plus I don't know who ant-dude is, sooo, might not take awhile with him"
"Um, thank you? I guess" Scott shrugged and questioned his life (mood)
"Best be going, need to make sure Petey didn't sneak off" he stood up and walked away
"I'm going to go to the training room" Nat stood up walking out
"This will take forever to gain his trust again" Steve mumbled
"Plus, that intern of his is always with him" Clint added
"Yea, it's making it harder" Steve said
"Lol, that's what she said" Scott chuckled
"Shut up" Sam glared at him
"Sorry sorry" he put his arms up defending himself
"All of you shut it" Steve glared at them
"Why don't you shut it, Mr. 'I'm captain America and I'm better then everyone else'" Clint argued back
"This is what broke you guys up in the first place" Peter walked in, "All the arguments, betrayal, take that anger out on a villain, not each other, you'll break yourselves even more" he added
"What do you know kid?" Steve stood up
"More then you apparently" Peter looked up at him and Steve looked down
"I'll be in the gym" Steve walked out
"Welp, time for chocolate milk!" Peter skipped off to the kitchen
"Geez"
Screech!!!!!! I'm fucking sick!! My cold left, but I'm in pain, my stomach is like "let's have this child be in pain!!"
Btw the hospital went well, everything's normal, my bloods fine and so is my heart
:D yaaaay!!
Yet I'm still sick....
At least I don't sound like a dying animal, right?
That sounds wrong, let me try again
At least I sound normal again, and my throat isn't sore and just about there
Ahaha! Got'em!!
Part 2 will be out when I feel like writing and I don't feel like puking!
Words~ 803 (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
K, bai my gays~
Yeet nah, I ain't editing this bros!!
I'm sure I'll be better soon!
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