not enough coffee • [dr/reader chatroom]

Dumb and Dumber

Kokichi has started a chatroom.

Kokichi has invited Y/N, Komaeda, Makoto, Hajime, Shuichi, Kaito, Kaede.

Kaede: Kokich

Kaede: No

Kokichi: I did not even mutter a single syllable what have I ever done to you to deserve this

Shuichi: What are you hiding? Is it murder?

Kokichi: I

Y/N: he murdered someone

Kokichi: I DIDNT

Makoto: ???

Kokichi: I just wanted to ask are you guys doing alright

Komaeda: heehee ues

Hajime: he clearly isn't

Hajime: you sound suspicious af what did you do

Hajime: wAIT hold my ancakes my head just started ach ing

Y/N: wtf same

Kokichi: oh there we go

Kaede: WHAT DID TOU DO

Kokichi: GUYS LETS GO TO A HAUNTED HOUSE

Shuichi: yyYEah

Makoto: HAUTNED HOASUE YEDS

Makoto: yYtes

Kaede: LETS FO

Kaito: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM

Y/N: kAITO KAITO MY PET EOOD JUST GOT MURDETED WAAA

Hajime: Y/N IM SAD PLEASE HUG ME

Y/N: ME TOO

Komaeda: I'm okkay hHhaAHAH

Kokichi: wow

Kaito: what the FUCK

Kokichi: I guess only the dumb ones are immune to it uwu

Kaito: WHAT

Y/N: UWU HE SAID UWU I AM GOING TO CRY WHY IS HE STILL WHY SAY HE IT

Hajime: DISGUSTEDED

Kaede: hAUNTED HOUSE HAUNEDD HASD

Makoto: :( when we going hpuse

Shuichi: HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE

Kokichi: Hey Kaito I bet you're too dumb to know what happened HAHAHAH

Kaito: pISS IFF

Hajime: PLEASE DOTN PISS ONFIF BDHEB

Komaeda: heheh he said pisS

Kokichi: it's call a dumb medicine created by yours truly :3 I decided to add some to our lovely friend's lunch hehe

Kaito: w o w

Kokichi: I thought if I make the smart kids dumb then I'll be smarter :3

Kokichi: :3 but I meaaan- it doesn't hurt to have a test trial, right? :3

Kokichi: and well... i guess... Y/N and Hajime are sad dumbs... Komaeda is still creepy... Shuichi, Kaede and lord Makoto are toddler dumb