Hikari: *muncul* Guys!
Semua: Ye?
Hikari: Hika nak buat lagu untuk chapter ni. Setuju ke tak?
Semua: Umm...setuju!
Hikari: Nah. Hika bagi korang 12 jam untuk hafal. *bagi skrip*
Semua: *ambil skrip* *baca* Erk!
Hikari: Kenapa?
Rudy: Gay or European!? Ko ni biar betul!?
Hikari: Betul la. Dah! Sambung hafal! Dan Zass...
Zass: ???
Hikari: Kau guna alat suara ni. *bagi Zass alat suara*
Zass: *ambil pakai*
Selepas 12 jam...
Hikari: Ready! Action !
Geetha: There right there!
Look at that tanned, well-tended skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please he's gay
Totally gay!
Leon: I'm not about to celebrated
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
t
his guy's not gay
I say not gay.
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy, Geetha, Leon: That is the elephant in room
Well is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfumes
Is automatically radically fey?
Leon: But look at his auoft and crispy locks
Geetha: Look at his silk translucent socks
Leon: There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing
Geetha: What are we seeing?
Leon: Is he gay?
Geetha: Of course he gay!
Leon: Or European?
Semua/ Leon, Rudy, Hikari: Oooo~
.
.
.
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy: Gay or european?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european? *pandang Chris*
Chris: Well, hey don't look at me!
Iman: You see they bring their boys up different
I
n those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
Semua/ Hikari, Iman, Rudy: In shiny shirts and tiny short
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy: Gay or european?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like 'Ciao bella'
While they kiss you on both cheeks
Geetha: OH PLEASE!!!
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy: Gay or european?
So many shades of gray!
Moon: Depending on the time of day
The French go either way
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy: Is he gay or european?
Or-
Lia: There!
Right there!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is metro-hetero jerk!
That guy's not not gay
I say no way!
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy: That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume
Hikari, Rudy: =_=
Roza: Is automatically, radically
Bulat: Ironically, cronically
Mika: Scurtiny, curtainly
Bakar: Genetically, medically
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy: Gay!
Officially gay!
Officially gay!
Gay gay gay!
Rudy: *cium tangan Hikari*
Hikari: *pergi basuh tangan*
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy: Damn it!
Gay or european?
Karya: So stylish and relaxed
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy: Is he gay or european?
Thorn: I think his chest is waxed OwO
Ying: But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse!
It's not a fashion curse!
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy: If he wears a klit
Or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code!
Mika: Yeah his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy toed
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy: Huh!
Gay or european?
So many shades of gray!
Yaya: But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on Saturday
Rudy: [No way in hell!]
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy: Is he gay or european!?
Gay or european?!
Gay or Euro-
Khai: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy. I have an idea I'd like to try.
Leon: The floor is yours.
Khai: So Mr. Rudy... This is alleged affair with Mrs. Hikari...
Hikari: WHY MEH!?
Khai: =_= Has been going on?
Rudy: 2 years.
Khai: And your first name again is?
Rudy: Rudy.
Khai: And your boyfriend name is?
Hikari: ^v^
Rudy: Ali.
Semua/ Ali, Rudy, Hikari: *gasp*
Rudy: I-I'm sorry. I misunderstand. You say boyfriend. I thought you say best friends. Ali is my.....best freind.
Ali: YOU BASTARD!!! YOU LYING BASTARD!!! That's it! I no cover for you no more! PEOPLES!!! I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!! THIS GUY IS GAY AND EUROPEAN!!!
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy, Ali: WHOA!!!
Ali: And neither is disgrace.
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy, Ali: Oh!
Ali: You gotta stop your begin completely closet case.
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy, Ali: D'OH!
Ali: It's me!
Not her he's seeing!
No matter what he say
I swear he never ever ever swing the othet way
You are so gay!
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret!
Rudy: I'm straight!
Ali: You were not yesterday.
So if I may
I'm proud to say
HE'S GAY!!!
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy, Ali: AND EUROPEAN!!!
Ali: HE'S GAY!!!
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy, Ali: AND EUROPEAN!!!
Ali: HE'S GAY!!!
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy, Ali: AND EUROPEAN AND GAY~!
Rudy: FINE, OKAY I'M GAY!!! *cium Ali*
Semua/ Hikari, Rudy, Ali: HOORAY!!!
Hikari: Kerja yang bagus semua. Jadi... Hika ingat nak buat macam ni selepas 1 chapter. Reader setuju ke tak?
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Rahsia Ali
RandomKau ingat kau kenal Ali bin Ghazali? Tak... Dia lain dari apa yang kita tahu. Apa jadi kalau dia bukan dari M. A. T. A? Apa jadi kalau dia berkerja dengan TAPOPS? Macam mana kalau pangkat dia ialah seorang kapten? Nak tahu? Kenalah baca.
