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"Yeah, well, I fucked your mom soooooo—!"
"I ate a couple days ago, no biggie."
"That's not what your mom said last night!"
"Heh...that's what she said!"
"I...I fell. Yeah. I fell. And face planted and have a black eye."
"What would you do if I came up to you with a puppy that I named Chewbarka?"
"I-I'm fine! Totally f-fine! It's just...got s-something in my eyes..."
"I...might be a little hungover. Just a bit."
"If this school bus hit me right now, I'd thank it."
"Do you think if I smash my head hard enough on the table, I'll die?"
"God, stop acting like you care! I know you don't! No one cares about me!"
"Cuddle meeeee!"
"There's no way in hell you're gonna give me a makeover!"
"I bet I can hit the high note like Freddie Mercury!"
"Why the fuck do I need to know algebra? How the fuck is this gonna help me in the future?!"
"Can...can you just...hold me please?"
"My parents don't even love me. So what makes you think someone could actually love me?"
"I don't get it. Why have a kid if-if you're not gonna even take care of them, ya know? Like, what's the fucking point?"
"I can't help these-these stupid nightmares. Of IT. Telling me everything I've ever known but it fucking hurts...I-I can't take this anymore..."
"I'm so tired but I can't sleep, please help me."
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ARE THESE YOUR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS ? (mb/s)
Random" doesn't smell like caca to me señor ! "
