Okay so I opened this app for the first time in like a year and saw that this god damn book is at 1k views so now I'll make a new chapter for the funnies
Also Wattpad now had ads which is quite dumb I must say
So one day an arbitrary amount of time after the events that took place in the last update happened Wiggo Adolf Anderssen was chilling in the Sesame Street with his good pal Elmo because he had told Ernie and Bert he was going to be Chilliaming with his buckaroos from around 10:00 am to 5:00 pm so Albert and Ernest had planned to have a romantic dinner at their apartment while he was gone despite the fact that Bert must have died 5 times already in this story and Wiggo is Chilliaming with Elmo and then starts to walk home slightly earlier because he figures that then he will be able to get home on time because Ernie would beat him if he came home after curfew so he stops home at 4:59 pm and walks in on Bert and Ernie's romantic dinner and see's them eating a nice spaghetti dinner in their apartment shirtless and then Ernie gets extremely hyper pissed because he's like "I thought you were coming home at 5:00 my fine African American Gentlemen" and then Ernie actually summons satan into the Sesame Street to send Wiggo directly to hell which he has actually done previously when he had found out that Bert had had intercourse with a Pigeon but Satan sent him back for reasons of keeping Bert alive to be in this story and then Ernie stays so infuriated that he unleashes a satanic beast upon all of Sesame Street and the city gets instantly demolished in a fraction of a second but Bert and Ernie stay alive so I have room to make more chapters and also they have sex the end (of this chapter)
