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<Go! AU, in a restaurant with the whole team to celebrate a win>

Waiter: How many kids, adults and old people are here sir?

Kidou: Why should I tell you again?

Waiter: Because sir... Beside the kids, the adults needs to pay. Old people got a discount.

Kidou: *looks at the team*

"All of them with the soccer uniform are 7 and 8 year olds." *points to le team*

"Me and the one with the orange headband are adults." *points to himself and Endou*

"The one with white highlights is already 60." *points to Foodou-*

Fudou: Oii, I heard that!! I'm not that ol-- *Kidou's hand covers his mouth*

Waiter: Haha.. Well ain't he a cheerful one. But the kids does seem like teenagers...

Kidou: Ah.. They just love to drink milk and jump like crazy

Waiter: Uh sir, milk actually makes no difference in height-

Kidou: *wears a serious face* Fine they wear heels, as in high-heels. They love to become models, satisfied?

Waiter: *s h o o k*