Crypto: [insert him going to throw away Mozambique and seeing shadows outside killing mofos]
Crypto: [insert him going back inside]
Shadow Pathfinder: [once again insert this mofo knocking on le door]
Crypto: [insert him opening door]
Shadow Pathfinder:...
Crypto:.......
Shadow Pathfinder:......
Crypto:.......Do you want something?
Shadow Pathfinder: [cough cough] D a m n, sorry was just passing by and I saw you peeking at me and my friends earlier
Crypto: I don't see why that has to do with me
Shadow Pathfinder: and I'm kinda hungry so
Crypto: We have BTS themed candy
Shadow Pathfinder: Well I was kinda looking for something a little bit different. [cough cough]
Crypto: You good? You got something stuck in your throat?
Shadow Pathfinder: I mean I'm hoping to have my teeth stuck in yours
Crypto unsure if he should be flustered or scared:.....excuse me?
Shadow Pathfinder: Your neck look appetizing
Crypto now realizing he should be spooped:.......
Shadow Pathfinder:........
Crypto now with BTS themed scarf on:..... That's weird, you can't even see my neck.
Shadow Pathfinder:.....I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!
Crypto: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Shadow Pathfinder: I'M STARVING
Crypto: AND MY BODY ISN'T FOOD, SO LOOKS LIKE WE BOTH GOT PROBLEMS!
Pathfinder: YKNOW WHAT?! [insert him attempting to attac Crypto]
Crypto: [Insert him slamming door in Shadow Path's face]
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^^Apex Legends Random Quotes^^
HumorI saw people doing this, I felt inspired, so I am doing one of my own Basically what this is is something to just make you laugh as I put the apex characters in random shit, I might draw one out, I might not, you never know. Anyway I hope you enjoy...
