Mirage: Alright folks we have a security problem here, as you know when we reach a location I will be conducting a security sweep. Also from now on, we will be using codenames. You will now address me as eagle one.
Mirage: Octane's code name: Been there done that
Mirage: Bloodhound is currently doing that
Mirage: Crypto is it happened once in a dream
Mirage: Lifeline is if I had to pick a girl
Mirage: Caustic is....
Caustic ready to beat Mirage up:......
Mirage:....Eagle two.
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HumorI saw people doing this, I felt inspired, so I am doing one of my own Basically what this is is something to just make you laugh as I put the apex characters in random shit, I might draw one out, I might not, you never know. Anyway I hope you enjoy...