The Black Bulls Guide To Raising a Baby Battle Freak

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"What the fuck?"

"Yeah. This baby is Luck."

Captain Yami stared in disbelief at the sleeping child in Magna's arms.

Vanessa looked at Luck, "What happened?"

"So uh... That mission me did... Something happened to Luck and he was bleeding to death."

"Wait, WHAT?!"

"SSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!" Everyone hushed him.

Luck squirmed a little bit before going limp again, snoring softly.

"Sorry, so you're saying he almost died." Yami asks.

"Well, uh at the hospital his heart stopped."

The others fell silent. Luck had never been that terribly injured before.

"So the Wizard King reversed the wound on him." Asta said quietly.

"Oh bless him.." Vanessa said, wiping her tears.

"So I guess he reversed a little too much." Yami said, gently ruffling the blonde mess on Luck's head.

"Spot on, sir." Finral sighed.

"Hey Gouche. Does Luck rival Marie now?"

"Please, Marie is still a trillion times cuter."

Small noises came from Luck. Everyone silently watched him.

Luck opened his big eyes and looked up at Magna.

"Hey, bud. Have a good nap?"

He nodded silently and sat up.

Magna placed him on the floor.

Luck looked up at everyone with a half-asleep curious face.

"Hey little guy." Yami said, kneeling on the ground.

Luck smiles, "Capah! Capah!"

The girls awed as the males chuckled.

Vanessa lifted Luck into the air, "Aww, now's he's like a billion times cuter than he originally was!" She went in mad circles as Luck giggled adorably.

"So you're saying he was never cute in the first place?" Magna asks.

Vanessa stopped and brought Luck close for a hug, "No, he's always been adorable. He's just cuter as a baby because he's a baby."

Luck reached for Magna with a small whine.

Magna took him with a chuckle.

"He's really attached to you, huh Magna?" Vanessa hiccups, taking another swig of her wine.

"Well, yeah. He's like my best friend."

"You looooovvvve him~" Vanessa teased.

Magnas face turned red, "Shut it, you drunk!"

"What would a virgin street punk like you know?"

"SHAAAADDDUUUUPPP! AND I'M NOT A VIRGIN STREET PUNK-"

"WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Shit! You scared him, dammit!" Magna growled as he rocked the bawling child.

"No, that was you, big mouth."

Luck wouldn't stop crying. He just grabbed a fistful of Magnas shirt with his tiny hands and buried his snotty and tear Staind face into Magnas shirt.

"Asta! Take him! He won't stop crying!"

"That's normal. If you scared a baby, they will cry like that." Asta explained, taking Luck, "You need to comfort them to calm them down."