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Finish the sentence fanfics

Okay so a couple of weeks ago, Cat (Cateye992) and I decided to write some Fantastic Beasts finish the sentence fanfics together. We got this idea from fangirling_puff who is awesome btw, so go check her outtt!

So anyways, it was extremely chaotic, but we ended up making some beautiful creations.

I hope you enjoy :P

So here's the first one we made:

Grindelwald ate his tacos because he felt intellectual. The tacos were Dumbledore's, but Grindelwald didn't know that.

Dumbledore screamed, "Who took my tacos!"

"It definitely wasn't me," said Nagini.

"I have indigestion now," wept Grindelwald.

Newt decided that he should've eaten some more alligator jerky for breakfast, because he was still craving it. He thought that he'd play leap frog and laser tag because Tina and Queenie wanted it.

So he went to the supermarket and bought some Niffler intestines and Occamy floss, because he needed them to make experiments to test whether Nifflers could explode if they were fed too much lollipop and alligator jerky.

Newt suddenly had a wonderful idea to kill the gay pumpkin Grindelwald had for his Halloween party.

Sadly, Grindelwald lost his pumpkin, and offered Newt tacos instead.

"Flippity flop fish, I'm going to be late," exclaimed Newt.

"What about the tacos though!!" asked Grindelwald frantically.

"Stuff the tacos, your boyfriend can have them," he yelled, and yeeted himself outta there.

Grindelwald sat down, crying.

Tina and Queenie were whispering when they saw Grindelwald crying. They decided to stay away, because he smelled.

Queenie saw that Newt was late to laser tag, so she threw a purple pineapple at the manager.

Everyone ordered that they remove gluten from sandwiches and cheeseburgers so they didn't die.

The game was beginning!!

Tina pushed Newt into a corner and began making out.

Then Queenie shot them both and walked over their bodies.

Suddenly, Jacob ran over to Dumbledore and they began making out in victory, because they won the game. Grindelwald came over and threw his tacos at Jacob for making out with his boyfriend.

Grindelwald still had indigestion.

The end.

(Also I take full credit for the Newtina make out session, you're welcome)

And this is the second one:

Today was an exciting, adventurous day.

Newt was making a bowl of tomato ice-cream.

Earlier, he made some decisions. He was thinking that Tina and him should definitely get married and have 5000 children together.

Newt slapped himself with his spoon.

"Tina would never want to marry me!" he mumbled.

Suddenly, thE ANGEL GABRIEL APPEARED AND SAID 'DO NOT BE AFRAID'-

Newt was spontaneously terrified, he dropped his bowl onto Pickett.

"Oh dear" he exclaimed.

The bowl was squishing Pickett!

Newt swore. "BUGGER!"

"Just kidding mate," said the angel, pulling off his mask... "It's just me, chill" said Theseus.

"THESEUS YOU STUPID TWIT YOU SQUISHED MY BFF HOW COULD YOU" hollered Newt. "WHO'S GOING TO WEAVE DAISY CHAINS WITH ME NOW?! WHO'S GOING TO JUMP IN PUDDLES WITH ME NOW?! WHO'S GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU WITH ME NOW?!? HUH?! H U H?!?!?!?"

"Tina obviously, you idiotic troll'"

But what would Tina be doing if Pickett was in a poncho? Honestly, what would we do without Pickett?

Time was inevitable while Theseus helped Newt drink some milkshakessss.

"Mmmm these are some darn good milkshakessss" said Theseus.

"MmMmMmMmMm" agreed Newt.

Just wait until Tina comes back!

"Stop it, Newt! You'll get pneumonia!" she squawked.

"No, you'll get pneumonia!" Newt fired back.

"I'll have you know," said Tina, flipping her hair...

"Woah do that hair flip thing again!" Theseus asked excitedly.

But Tina was exasperated because Newt suddenly decided to leap out of the chair and dash to the window and throw himself out.

"What in the name of Frank's feathery behind just happened" asked Tina.

Theseus got chinchillas and fed them the rest of Newt's milkshake because he didn't finish it... ungrateful child.

Newt was nowhere to be found, because he imploded popcorn inside his shed. Theseus mourned the popcorn, because it belonged to him.

He told Pickett about it, and he replied "suCK IT UP, BUSTER"

"But my popcorn!!!" Theseus wailed like a demented whale.

"Shush, you two! I'm playing Mario Kart," yelled Tina.

"And I'm trying to make my strudel, so shut it darling" added Queenie.

Theseus was busy eating his angel costume. It tasted quite delightful, but also a bit rubbery.

Kind of like overcooked bacon, Theseus thought.

"Wait, Pickett??! I thought you were squished," exclaimed Tina.

"I got unsquished ages ago, keep up buddy!"

Pickett decided that he should play some sims because he had officially converted into a sassy lil bean.

In honour of Newt, he wanted to create a beautiful sims character made of macaroni and cheese.

And he did.

Pickett was very hungry.

The end.

So umm.... yeah.

Imma leave now so......

Toodles :3