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𝘐𝘕𝘊𝘖𝘙𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘛 𝘘𝘜𝘖𝘛𝘌𝘚 part 1.

𝘐𝘕𝘊𝘖𝘙𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘛 𝘘𝘜𝘖𝘛𝘌𝘚 part 1

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eunae: not everyone is going to think i'm pretty, and that's okay
eunae:
eunae: they're wrong tho

[when the '98 line is gone]
yunho: since i'm the oldest, that makes me in charge and eunae my wife
san: i don't think that's how it works
eunae: don't talk to your father like that

mingi: [screams]
san: [screams even louder to establish dominance]
hongjoong: should we... stop them?
eunae, observing: no, i want to see who wins

eunae: hey, do you want me to do a tarot reading for you?
yeosang: sure
eunae: [lays down cards] alright. this one tells me you're a cute angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and this one-
yeosang: those are all pictures of me

mark lee, visiting ateez's dorm: i'm here to see eunae, i'm a friend of hers
yeosang: that's strange, eunae has no friends.

hongjoong: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again?
yunho: i pointlessly open the fridge too.
wooyoung: sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
mingi: why am i in the bathroom?
eunae: [whispers] we're all sims.

eunae: i'm at loss for words!
seonghwa: despite being at loss for words, she managed to scream at san and wooyoung for about 30 minutes.

seonghwa: [shining flashlight under the bed]
seonghwa: eunae, are you ready to come out and socialize with people?
eunae: [demonic screeching]
seonghwa: understandable, have a good day

[san&wooyoung having a fight]
hongjoong: stop fighting! violence never solves anything!
eunae, encouragingly: stab him, bitch!

yeosang: the food's too hot, i can't eat it...
hongjoong:
yunho:
san:
wooyoung:
jongho:
mingi:
eunae: you're hot but i'd still eat-
seonghwa: one dinner! [slams fists on the table]
san: here we go again-
seonghwa: one normal fucking dinner is all i ask for!

hongjoong: shouldn't you be sleeping?
eunae: i should be a lot of things
eunae: i live to dissapoint

mingi: ...what are you doing?
eunae, awake at 4 am, sitting infront of the fridge eating ice cream, straight from the tub, with a fork: my best.

yeosang: i want all of you to die
eunae: [spraying water at yeosang] no, bad yeosang

eunae: listen up here you little shits!
eunae: no, not you yeosang, you're an angel and we're thrilled that you're here

san: can you do that thing?
eunae: what thing?
san: the thing that makes me happy
eunae: [breathes]
san: perfect

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credits to the people who made these quotes lol (i can't make them as humorous as the ones who made these)

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 11, 2019 ⏰

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