If Calum was in the Hunger Games I think that he would win because someone is gonna call him asian and he's gonna unlease all his rage and kill everybody.
Another day wasted not making out with Calum Hood.
Bassists do it deeper.
Actual Calum: barely speaks in interviews because he's a bit "shy"
Internet Calum: gets naked a lot, always sassing around and slaying every creature on Earth like there's no tomorrow.
Calum Hood?
More like Calum fuck me on the Hood of your car.........amirite ladies?
@Calum5SOS: stirring my coffee with a fork
Wow Calum you're such a rebel. Slow down you're tearing this family apart
Just remember that Calum masturbates with his parents intials on his hands
Brother: Just so you know, you're never going to marry Calum Hood.
Me: Well Elvis Presley married one of his fans
Brother: ...........
Me: And not to brag or anything, but me and Calum are getting married and your rude ass is NOT invited to the wedding.
My ideal weight is Calum Hood on top of me.
I would date you, but your not Calum Hood.
Cheek bones so sharp they could cut a cake.
