Why does this take so long, why is everyone screaming and running while i'm still waiting for my flight. This is the third person who came up to me today yelling historically about how if i don't leave i'll die, i laugh at them every time, they think their screaming ass will make me leave. But then, something happened, that well, i was expecting, since i was conducting it. The plane crashed straight into the middle of the building, a few people got crushed, a few we're murdered, by well, me, and a few escaped. I was disappointed in those ones, the ones who didn't want to stay and have some fun, i would offer a Machete, just to be nice, though i knew that i would win either way. The second that i decide i'm done, i'm stealing a plane and escorting myself to Russia, fuck everyone. They all deserve to die.
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Short Stories (I write when i'm bored in questionable situations)
Short StorySo these are just random stories i write when i'm in a boring situation, their all extremely exaggerated so don't take anything seriously. Their not really meant to scare you, i mean I've showed a few to my friends and they've been a little scared...