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the 'threesome' part 1: fight & stab

Grassy opens the door and lets Naily and Rocky in

Naily: this will be the best threesome ever!!!!!!!!!

Rocky: yeah!

Meanwhile...

Blocky holding a knife: I WILL CUT YOU IN HALF!

Basketball: Blocky...i think your going-a bit to far-

Blocky: I DONT CARE ILL RIP EVERY PART OF HER OFF

Grassy, Naily and Rocky walk in

Blocky: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Tennisball and basketball: BLOCKY! STOP IT

TV: thare is a 0000.1% chance that Golfball will survive this.

Robot flower: maybe even a 0000.0% chance

Naily: uhhhhhhhhhhh

Blocky turns around still holdinh the knife and sees Grassy Naily and Rocky

Blocky: uh-i can explain-

Naily: MURDERRRRRRRR

Grassy: whats murder?

Rocky: no clue

Naily: RUNNNNNNNN

They run to Grassys room

Blocky:...

Basketball: you have failed as a father-

In Grassys room

Naily: lock the door!

Grassy: why?

Naily: so Blocky doesn't kill us

Grassy: kill?

Rocky: he was killing golfball!

Grassy locks the door

Naily: WAIT! DANGOT! I frogot my bag downstairs!

Rocky: well, go get them i guess

Naily: wait a second-why are you talking? You never talk?

Rocky: i just feel like it!

Naily: well, wish me luck

Naily sneaks downstairs as quietly as she can. She hears Blocky and Basketball argueing

Basketball: i can't believe Grassy caught you MURDERING Golfball!

Blocky: shhh don't be so loud! They'll hear us!

Basketball: you dont understand! Grassy and his friends watched YOU murder somone! What if they dont want to be Grassy's friends anymore?! Or worst, what if Grassy wants new parents who DONT MURDER ANYONE!?

Blocky: SHE TAUGHT HIM A SWEAR FUCKIIG WORD!

Basketball: THAT STILL DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MURDER HER INFRONT OF HIM! AND EVEN WORSE, HIS F R I E N D S!!

Blocky: HOW WOULD I KNOW THEY WERE THERE?!

Basketball: YOU KNEW THEY WERE IN THIS HOUSE AT THE VERY MOMENT YOU WERE MURDERING SOMONE!

Naily grabs her beg and runs back upstairs

Naily: jeez Grassy! Your family is dysfunctional!

Grassy: no their not!

Naily: their downstairs screaming at eachother! Cant you hear it?

Grassy and Rocky listen closely and hear the argument

Grassy: why though?

Naily: Blocky was murdering Golfball and we walked in on it! And Basketball got angry so s huge fight started!

Grassy: wait...Grassy and his friends started this...?

Rocky: i guess

Grassy starts crying

Naily: ill deal with this!

Naily runs down the stairs into the room whare their arguing

Naily: HEY GUESS WHAT! GRASSY IS CRYING AND ROCKY IS SCARED THANKS TO YOUR RETARDED FIGHTING! IM GUESSING YOU GUYS WERE TO IDIOTIC TO REMEBER THAT WERE RIGHT ABOVE YOUR FIGHT! AND IM NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH THIS BULL CRAP ANY LONGER!

Naily stabs Blocky, leaving a hole, then she stabs Basketball, popping her

Naily runs back upstairs and sees Rocky trying to comfort Grassy

Naily: i took care of that argument

Rocky: how?

Naily: uhhhhhhhhh-just-dont go downstairs please! Now lets start this threesome!

They all start jumping on Grassys bed and having a pillow fight