PROLOGUE: Hello everyone, I am just another random internet writer who is actually writing his first story.
But why? So I like to play LOL, espacialy yordles, and the 2 pretiest are with no doubt Veigar and Lulu. So I started reading stories about these 2, most of them Fanmade and well there are actually some very good ones out there. But there was not one version where I said ok I would write it exactly the same or thats the way things wuold happen. So I diceded to write my own. I want you to know that there will be tons of humor and bad jokes in it, because its my genre and way to narrate.
Thats also my first story ever writen, so pls be gentle and make lots of comments about what please you and what not. And if you want you can even correct me when I do grammar mistakes! ( English is not my first language so I am pretty sure I will make a lot of them...)
Enough talked now, I will shut up and let the story start ;) !
THE INSCRIPTION
A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
Nananana naaa nananan naaa
OK OK! I know enough now, I will FINALLY start the story...
So Like I said; Chapter one: The Inscription
The story plays in a from us well known world but far far away and well hidden; the world of LOL. So this day in the universe of LOL, Lulu, a tiny, crazy and childish yordle decided to join the battlefields of the somuners rifts, the battlefields of LOL. She is logically not sure if this is a good decision, cause a battlefild is normaly not the right place for someone like her. Thats why when she stood at the big 5m high door made up of sollid dark oak wood from the mainentrance, she begun to be pretty unsure about her decison...
Luckily her fae protector and friend "Pix" was, as always, with her and noticed her doubts, so he decided to encourage her to bring her project to the end. So he begins to talk to her and said:
"Lulu whats wrong? I noticed that you are nervous..."
Lulu: "Yeah, I kind of am but its not bad nervousity its some nice one! The kind you get when you are very happy and can't wait for an event to happen."
Lulu: "Do you know what I mean?"
Pix: "Yeah, I think I get your point there..."
But he didn't really believed her, probably cause he have known her for such a long time, and so he tells her that she should just enter now. Pix siad that with a big smile in his face to get her confident but in a serious tone to be sure that she understands that he was not joking.
So Lulu inhaled and opened the wooden door from the general gestion and management center of the LOL somuners rifts battleields (short G.G.A.M.C.O.T.L.O.L.S.R.B I know that's waaaayyyyy better, and very easy to remember/memory and would certanly didn't fit on any visitcard ). When she entered she just was astonished of the size of the building. There was a giant hall with lots of chairs made up of pure white marble to sit down to wait until its your turn to be served. At the and of the hall were two stairways, one left and one right, and in the midle of them there was a counter. behind the counter were sitting a lady who, like in every other public office, didn't looked hapy, friendly or amused. She even had that grumpy faces that says : don't disturb me while I am doing nothing!
LULU'S POV (perspectiv of view)
So when Lulu aproached the counter she said:
"Excuse me I wanted to make a inscr..."
CL ( counter lady): "You have to take a number a wait for your turn!"
Lulu: "Oh I... I.. am s.. sorry madame."
Lulu: "So I will just pick a number and wait I guess Pix?" Pix just nodded. I picked a number and there was 126 writen on it. I asked Pix if he noticed somewhre wich number was served now, he just pointed his finger on a number writen on something like a kalendar over the had of the mean Lady, there was a big 16 written on it . Oh well, at least now I know why there are so many chairs in this hall..."
Instead of sitting down me and Pix decided to take a nap on the soft leaves of a big plant that looked like a lemontree just kindof 5 times bigger than usual ones, that standed in the midle of the hall. Funny I said to Pix, everyone is watching us sleeping *giggle*.
After a looong time, indeed it was already evening, we both woke up cause of the old lady screaming so loud that she turned blue and purple 126?! 126??!! We just runed to her and gaved her our ticked she was chocking and asked me what I wanted. I said I wanted to be a character on the battlefileds of LOL. She said that she will complete a paper of capability, if I would fit she will put a seal on the paper that grants me the acces to the battlefields ! If not she would put a seal on it that denies me the acces... So she asked me if I can fight, what occured to the following dialogue:
Lulu: what do you mean with fight?
CL: What kind of battleabilities do you have?
Lulu: Huh...?
CL: Can you at lest tell me what kind of fighter you are ? Tank, mage, support, fighter,...
Lulu: I like to chase after people!
CL: Ok I will write assasin on the paper... What are your speciality?
Lulu: Squirels!
CL: WHAT!?
Lulu: Yes but they are special ones ! They hve 2 tails, and...
CL: STOP! There is no way that I give the access to the somuners rifts to someone like you! Half an hour ago I denied someone for the next season who was able to make tornados with his sword just because his haircut displeased me ( and I found him gay somehow but thats another story...)!!!
Well I loked at Pix and thought that the best way to convince her was to make a demonstration of my powers and so I polymorphed her to a 2 tailed squirrel...
Lulu: See? Special squirels!
Squirrel: Scratch scratch scratcht
Lulu: Is that good enough?
Squirrel: ....
Lulu: Ok, I hear nothing opposite so I will just take your stamp and put this acces granted seal myself on this official document.
Squirrel: QUIIIIIIK!!!
So I grabed the stamp putted the seal on the document tooked it, and runned to the exit where I asked the astonished guard where I have to go now with the document. The guard who really didnt wanted to be turned to a squirrel himself, just told me where to go and let us ( me and Pix) walk away.
Oh damn! Pix wait! We forgott something! I runned as fast as I could and entered the hall for the second time where the guard was nearly afraid to see me back so soon, I just get one step in and cried: NUMBER 127!!! PRESS ON!! The squirrel hates to wait!
Ok now we can leave.
And thats the story how Lulu get to the battlefields of LOL even if she had no real fighting abilityies until..... now ;)
PS: ok so that was the first chapter I would be really happy if you could comment it and give me some feedback, I will try to make regular updates like 1-2 chapters a week. But I promise that i will check for comments, questions and propositions every day and answer everyone of those whithin the next 24h.
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