A place I'd never expect to enjoy: A FNIA Story (OC x Balloon Babe)

Chapter 1: Help Wanted

It's been many years since I've created my dimension traveling device. I used it one time as a test and it was a success/failure. I've been in this dimension for so long. It's similar to the one I used to live in but there's odd places that are a bit.....suggestive. I need to fix my device or I'll never get home! I stumbled across an ad on a job listing board asking for a person to work 6 hours at a place called Freya's anime convention. It pays well and comes with pretty good benefits. Maybe with this money I earn, I could buy the parts to fix my device and return home. I phoned the number and it led to the boss's voice. Mairusu was his name.

Mairusu:Hello, Mairusu speaking.

Raziel:Hello Mr. Mairusu, I'm calling in regards to your night guard ad. Is the position still open?

Mairusu:Ah yes. Are you able to work from 12 to 6 AM?

Raziel:Yes.

Mairusu:Very well then, your duties will be to watch over the restaurant and makes sure no harm comes to the girls. Can you handle it?

Raziel:Is that a trick question?

Mairusu:Excellent. You're hired. Meet me at the restaurant tonight.

Mairusu hung up and I went to the restaurant around 11:30 PM. Mairusu was waiting for me.

Mairusu:Ah my boy, you're early. I like that in an employee.

Raziel:Naturally.

Mairusu:Here are your uniforms and the keys to the place. Remember to lock up when you enter and exit.

Raziel:Got it.

Mairusu leaves and I enter the restaurant. Huh. Very very odd to say the least. I came across the main cast. Freya, Bonnie, and Chica. They were suggestive for a child's place. Next came Foxy and Mangle, the vixen sisters. Foxy is a pirate while I guess Mangle was the motherly one of the group with her day care inside her cove. I checked out the prize corner and there was a music box. The picture above it was named The Marionette aka Mari. Last but not least was the arcade, no animatronics were there. Or so I thought, I then saw her. Her image struck me like a ton if bricks. Balloon Babe.

She was stunning. Her physique, her smile, her glowing attitude even if she wasn't moving. I made my way to the office and sat down. It was pretty much gonna be like Five Nights at Freddy's so I didn't need the messages. I began my shift and prepared for the worst.

Raziel:Alright, let's start working. (Checks the cameras) Hmmm everything seems normal. Wow, this may be a boring ass week.

At the dining room

Freya:Did you see the new nightguard? He looked so cute!

Bonnie:Uh huh! But can you not play with your breasts please?

Chica:He looked a bit edgy. That white hair in a ponytail, that scar on his right eye, and the way he flashed his sword on his waist. What is he, a samurai of some sort?

Bonnie:Well maybe he's a cosplayer? I mean there are people out there and this is an anime convention.

Freya:Let's go and greet him ^^

Chica:Good idea!

At the office

Raziel:Well everything seems to be normal. (Checks the dining room) Wait where's the girls?! (Frantically checks the cameras) Goddammit!!! Don't tell me somebody got in! (Hears giggling) What the hell was that? (Turns the left light on to find Bonnie doing a sexy pose) HOLY CHRIST!!!! (slams the door) THEY'RE ALIVE?!

Bonnie:Awww cmon sweetie. I'll give you the time of your life~

Raziel:No screw you! Go away!

Bonnie:Awww phooey (walks away)

Raziel:Hmph. That's more like it. Up on your stage bunny rabbit. (Sees Bonnie in the dining room showing her butt off to the camera) Oh gee how amusing 😑.

A couple hours pass and Bonnie and Chica have been harassing me for God knows how long. It's 5:50 AM and I'm at 35% power. Maybe I can shut the doors and ride it out for the next 10 minutes I thought. Biggest! Mistake! Of my life!!! The doors immediately opened after 5 minutes from the power running out. How lucky am I?

Raziel:What the hell?! No no no no no no! This can't be right!!! 7% of power usage per minute?! How does that make any sense?! (Hears loud giggling only to see a flashing face) Oh God! That is the most scariest thing since PennyWise became a meme.

Freya:Don't push away sweetie, I won't hurt you.....much! (Lunges at Raziel)

Raziel:AH SHIT! GET OFF OF ME!!!

Freya:HOLD STILL SWEETIE! (stuffs her breasts into his face)

Raziel's voice is muffled*GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU PSYCHO BEAR!!! (she tosses her into the wall severely damaging her face) Jesus! Can't take a hint can you?!

Freya groans in pain*Uuggghhh......my face. It hurts......

Raziel:What?

Freya turned around in pain and her face was completely mangled (Huh? Was that funny?........Anyone? No? Ok......) and half her face was almost torn off. I nearly shuddered but I winced at the sight.

Raziel:Oh lord! Freya are you ok?

Freya:Do I look ok to you?

Raziel:Sorry. Bad question.......

Freya:Ugh forget it. I have to get my face fixed. God I hate having to go to Mari.

Raziel:Now wait a second. I'll fix you up.

Freya:Easier said than done.

Raziel sighs and his hand glows green reconstructing Freya's face*There. Now will you stop complaining?

Freya looks at her face using the glass window as a mirror*Woah. How?

Raziel:It's called magic. Ever heard of it?

Freya:Yes. Mari and Goldie have it.

Raziel:Who the hell is Goldie?

Freya:You'll see her later on in the week. Hey, why did you fight back?

Raziel:Do I look like I wanna die? No. And even then, you can't kill me. I'm an immortal being. A demon to be specific.

Freya:Then why are you so.......human?

Raziel:It's called a human form. I don't leave this form. But I suppose you wouldn't know would you?

Freya:No. Hey, you seem like a nice person. Do you wanna meet the rest of the girls?

Raziel:I'm sure they already saw me. If you recall me checking the place out, you would know that pretty much everybody had their eyes open except Mari because she was in her box.

Freya nods*I see. It's almost 6. I better head back to the stage. What's your name?

The bell chimes. Raziel heads for the door*My name is Raziel. Got it memorized?

(If anybody can figure out the reference I made in that last sentence when he says "Got it memorized?" you'll receive a big shoutout from me. Sayonara)