at approximately 13 o cloccs, squid ascended to the gates of heaven.
"o hello g o d." squid said, staring up at the tall fella in front of him, glowing with whatever holy colors y'all can think of.
"hello s q u i p." god replied, while squid began to bawl.
"my dead name.. w h o m t h e f u c k d o y o u t h i n k y o u a r e???????" squid screamed, wiping his bloody tears from his face, cause yk, he's a god and shit of his own kind.
god began to cri. "i is sorry."
squid shot lazers from his dicc, hitting god in non-existent eyes as he then was kicked out of heaven and landed into the fiery depths of hell.
"oh ok," squid said to himself, walking through the fire. "the t e m p a t u r e is highh. why??"
squid ignored the fire around him and focused simply on the thermostat that was shrouded in dorito's and mtn dew.
as he looked up, he was then met with jerry and the lonely stoner chugging the gren mtn dewww as they held poor neked richie hostage.
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How To Stop Suffering From Egg (Rich x SQUIP)
Fanfiction(Pls nobody read this fuckery.) Written by: Adolf Critler (me) & Musclelinni ( @soapypleasekillme ) :)
