[ lil red > eds, ben 10, ponytail whore, SATAN, shitstain, and yung meek ]
TODAY 10:14 PM
lil red: THIS ONE ☝️ IZ FOR THE BOYS 👬 WITH THE BOOMING 🔈 SYSTEM 🔥
shitstain: TOP DOWN 🚗 AC ❄️ WITH THE COOLEST 🥶 SYSTEM
lil red: I KNEW U WERE A BARB RICHIE
lil red: I FUCKING CALLED IT
shitstain: uhm ofc i am
shitstain: stan's a barb too
SATAN: I never said that.
SATAN: Though I'm not denying it.
lil red: WE GOT ANOTHER ONE
shitstain: we stay winning 😳
lil red: YEAS
shitstain: yeas
SATAN: yeas
lil red: hi yes officer these boys right here
shitstain: BOYS?... BOYS?!??!? i'll have u know i am a Full Man
SATAN: I also take offense
lil red: richie doesnt know how to do laundry and can barely tie his shoes he cant be a man
ben10: hold on richie cant tie his shoes???
shitstain: I CAN TIE MY SHOES
lil red: u asked me to tie them for u last week when u somehow to get them in a knot trying to do them yourself
shitstain: i was tired !!
ben10: its ok richie u can always wear velcros
shitstain: AGHHHHH
shitstain: CYBERBULLYING
lil red: and stan cant even grow armpit hair
SATAN: BEVERLY
ben10: oml stan rlly???
shitstain: h e i s b a b y
SATAN: STFU Richie.
SATAN: And I think it's great that I don't have armpit hair. I don't have to trim it like those gross old hairy guys do.
lil red: true ig
lil red: i still believe that i've proven myself in saying that ur both helpless little boys incapable of "manhood"
SATAN: And all Richie has to do is learn how to use a washing machine and tie his shoelaces. I'm starting to wonder how he's made it this far...
shitstain: well at least I'VE hit puberty
TODAY 2:44 AM
shitstain: oh you sleep with socks on? ELECTRIC CHAIR 😳😳😳
ponytail whore: i second that
SATAN: Was that a direct call-out to Eddie?
shitstain: uhm...
shitstain: but srsly if u sleep with socks on ur a whole cyclepath
SATAN: A... what?
shitstain: a cyclepath
SATAN: You mean a... psychopath?
shitstain: get off my dick its almost 3 am and im running on redbull
SATAN: Redbull tastes like piss
