"What does he eat for breakfast?"
V4BooksAlya: Other than his huge ego? I don't know
Hawkmoth: Oh? Curious of how I am so fabulous everyday without feeling tired?
Alya: Yeah, it's such a mind boggler -_-
Hawkmoth: Well I'm glad you asked!
Nino: OH PLEASE SHARE WHAT THOU CONSUMES
Hawkmoth: YES, here is my daily breakfast routine
Hawkmoth: First, I wake up in my cotton, ladybug printed pajamas and slip on my fuzzy cat slippers then head to the kitchen
Nino: WOW :O
Alya: Nino... they're just pajamas
Marinette: Ladybug printed..?
Adrien: Cat slippers..?
Hawkmoth: THEN I BREATHE
Alya: What the heck, of course you do-
Hawkmoth: -IN THE SMELL OF THE KITCHEN
Nino: HOW MAJESTIC
Alya: I-
Hawkmoth: I bring out my cookie cutters, my favorite ones are butterfly shaped hehe, then I make pancakes!!
Alya: And you use the cookie cutters...
Hawkmoth: To shape them of course!
Nino: So smart :O
Hawkmoth: On top of my pancakes, I place two heart shaped butter slices and pour exactly 5 teaspoons of syrup
Adrien: Hey! My father also does the same!
Hawkmoth: Ah, your father is a smart man!
Nino: What else do you do, oh fabulous one?
Hawkmoth: I also have a bowl of cereal
Marinette: What kind?
Alya: Let me guess. Honey Nut Cheerios?
Hawkmoth: AKUMAS NO. I don't associate with bees
Alya: Didn't seem like it when you akumatized Queen-
Hawkmoth: MOVING ON. I eat Lucky Charms!
Nino: OMG! Hearts, Stars and Horseshoes, Clovers and Blue Moons-
Hawkmoth: Hour glasses, rainbows-
Nino and Hawkmoth: AND TASTY RED BALLOONS!!!
Adrien: *joins in* THEY ARE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!
Hawkmoth: YES!!!
Alya: O_O
Marinette: *speechless*
Hawkmoth: So pancakes, cereal and don't forget about fruit, children! Fruit is very important. Do you know what my favorite fruit is?
Nino: a BANANA
Alya: Wha-
Hawkmoth: Nope!
Marinette: An apple?
Hawkmoth: Nada
Adrien: Oranges?
Hawkmoth: YES! Orange you glad-
Alya: NO
Nino: I'm glad :D
Hawkmoth: WELL, that is my breakfast
Alya: It was all so unnecessarily long-
Hawkmoth: GOOD. ANYWAY, AKUMA MATATA, ALL
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The Secret Life of Hawkmoth
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