The Most Important Meal of the Day

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"What does he eat for breakfast?"
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Alya: Other than his huge ego? I don't know

Hawkmoth: Oh? Curious of how I am so fabulous everyday without feeling tired?

Alya: Yeah, it's such a mind boggler -_-

Hawkmoth: Well I'm glad you asked!

Nino: OH PLEASE SHARE WHAT THOU CONSUMES

Hawkmoth: YES, here is my daily breakfast routine

Hawkmoth: First, I wake up in my cotton, ladybug printed pajamas and slip on my fuzzy cat slippers then head to the kitchen

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Hawkmoth: First, I wake up in my cotton, ladybug printed pajamas and slip on my fuzzy cat slippers then head to the kitchen

Nino: WOW :O

Alya: Nino... they're just pajamas

Marinette: Ladybug printed..?

Adrien: Cat slippers..?

Hawkmoth: THEN I BREATHE

Alya: What the heck, of course you do-

Hawkmoth: -IN THE SMELL OF THE KITCHEN

Nino: HOW MAJESTIC

Alya: I- 

Hawkmoth: I bring out my cookie cutters, my favorite ones are butterfly shaped hehe, then I make pancakes!!

Alya: And you use the cookie cutters...

Hawkmoth: To shape them of course!

Nino: So smart :O

Hawkmoth: On top of my pancakes, I place two heart shaped butter slices and pour exactly 5 teaspoons of syrup

Adrien: Hey! My father also does the same!

Hawkmoth: Ah, your father is a smart man!

Nino: What else do you do, oh fabulous one?

Hawkmoth: I also have a bowl of cereal

Marinette: What kind?

Alya: Let me guess. Honey Nut Cheerios?

Hawkmoth: AKUMAS NO. I don't associate with bees

Alya: Didn't seem like it when you akumatized Queen-

Hawkmoth: MOVING ON. I eat Lucky Charms! 

Nino: OMG! Hearts, Stars and Horseshoes, Clovers and Blue Moons-

Hawkmoth: Hour glasses, rainbows-

Nino and Hawkmoth: AND TASTY RED BALLOONS!!!

Adrien: *joins in* THEY ARE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!

Hawkmoth: YES!!!

Alya: O_O

Marinette: *speechless*

Hawkmoth: So pancakes, cereal and don't forget about fruit, children! Fruit is very important. Do you know what my favorite fruit is?

Nino: a BANANA

Alya: Wha-

Hawkmoth: Nope!

Marinette: An apple?

Hawkmoth: Nada

Adrien: Oranges?

Hawkmoth: YES! Orange you glad-

Alya: NO

Nino: I'm glad :D

Hawkmoth: WELL, that is my breakfast

Alya: It was all so unnecessarily long-

Hawkmoth: GOOD. ANYWAY, AKUMA MATATA, ALL

 ANYWAY, AKUMA MATATA, ALL

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