A day in the shoes of a blue hamster

The start

I woke up staring at the ceiling of the basement. I wake up and look at my dresser at the photo of my old family.  Me, Cheeta, Bad, Puppy, and Herobrine.

Cheeta's off into space

Bad's hosting and taking care of EmoPraso (notice it's not Emotraso)

Puppy is in the #1 jail

And Herobrine is back in Minecraft trolling some players.

And where am I, I don't know.

I'm lost.

A stared at the picture then shook my head.

I tried turning my robotic arm into a spatula. It didn't work. "Spatula!" I yell. Nothing happened. Dead batteries.

I grab 10 AA batteries and take out the old ones, throw them away, and put in the new ones. Finally my robotic arm turned into a spatula. I get out of the basement and walk up stairs

In the Kitchen

"Morning Cheeto." Dimple (Post-It's wife) said smiling at me. "Morning Mrs.It," I say half-asleep. 

"It's Cheeto!" Blue (Post-It's daughter) screamed. Blue loves my laid back attitude and my humor. "Morning Mr.Animal." Samuel (Post-It's son) said to me. Samuel is always respectful unlike his sister. "Where's Posty?" I ask. "Sorting through bills." Dimple said.

Dimple with having 2 limbs instead of 4, was rapidly pouring the coffee and making the kids their omelettes at the same time. "i got the breakfast." I say to Dimple she nods and runs to Post-It.

"Hey Blue wanna see a trick?" I ask friendly. "Yeah!" She joyfully yelled. I turn my hand into a spatula and flip the eggs really high. "AGAIN!" She yelled. "Nah, I'm afraid I might scare the eggs too much that they'll grow into chickens!" I joke. Samuel laughed.

"Hey Cheeto." Post-It said. "Posty! Finally!" I yell. "Hey me and Dimple are going to the children's parent meeting, make their omelettes, let them brush their teeth, and then take them for a walk." Post-It said as he and Dimple rushed out the door. 

"Rude." I joke.

After breakfast

"Cheeto, can you make it tommorow too?" Blue asked. "Maybe." I say. "Now go brush your teeth." I command. They do just that.

I get my Object Magazine out and read it, something catches my interest

'Object Island popularity contest' is what it read. I started reading the whole thing

The magazine

Object Island is one of the most famous places in all of Object History, also The TBOB series is 3 times more popular than the BFCI series thanks to TBOB's 3rd season

In the Real world

I stop reading. 3 times. Ok I'll be honest, maybe equal or 1.5 times better. But 3. I look at the Rest of the magazine. 

TBOB, TBOBA, AOB, TLOB, TBOB, TLOB, AOB, BFCI.

1 BFCI? Out of all of those, I guess TBOB is just better

I close my magazine and walk to their room.

in the room

Samuel grabbed Blue by her leg

"What did you say about my seaweed!" Samuel yelled threatening to drop her. "It's a chipping basil!" Blue said. "Yeah well, I would eat you right now." Samuel threatening. "Do it! You won't." Blue said kicking Samuel. 

"What's going on here?" I ask. Samuel dropped Blue but Blue stood up fine. "I saw everything." I said. 

Blue and Samuel were begging for forgiveness. "I won't tell your parents." I tell them. They thank me. "But, you are grounded, today and tomorrow." I say. They groaned.

Walking

Blue was staying close while Samuel was talking to me. "I'm telling you, if I saw a crocodile I would punch it in the face." Samuel said. "I like Crocodiles." Blue said. "Well you like everything, we aren't talking about you, mind your own business." Samuel said. "Samuel..." I say. "Sorry." Samuel muttered.

They are so different from each other I don't know how they're siblings. "Why do some people not live in voids." Blue asked. "You'll have to ask your parents that one." I said.

"Hey it's my friends." Samuel said. "Can I stay to play with my friends?" Samuel asked. "Fine." I agree. "Why don't you go play with them blue?" I ask. "They're mean." Blue said. "Hmm?" I said.

"They said that they'll get Samuel, and that Samuel will punch my guts till I bow to them." Blue said. "WHAT!?" I ask. "Yeah." Blue said. 

Samuel walked up to Blue and whispered something. 

"No. NO!" Blue yelled running away. "SAMUEL!" I yell

finding blue

I easily found blue. "Blue what did he say." I asked. she shook her head. "He said I can't tell you." Blue said. "Or?" I ask. She shook her head. "Ok come on." Samuel said

Back at the home

"THE VOID!" Blue yelled. "Yeah!" Samuel said. "Samuel, I'm telling Your parents what happened." I said. "What why!?" Samuel asked. "Because she ran crying." I said. "I hate you!" Samuel said. I was in awe. Hate? Me?

It's not the fact that He hates me. It's the fact that  he hates me. "Mister that is enough." I said. "I WISH YOU DIDN'T EXIST!" Samuel yelled running inside. 

Post-It and Dimple came out. They were laughing too each other. "Hey Cheeto, woah, I've never seen your face so serious? What happened." Post-It said. "Something with Samuel." I said.

And then we talked