Hope Plus+ (J-hope X Reader)

Chapter 1 - Whomst'd've?

WARNING! this story (as a whole, not just this chapter) contains mentions of: self-injury, mental illness, foul language, sexual themes, and other mature content.

Reader will go by the name "Seo Ah"

Lets hop to it then. 

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READER POV

I groaned, rolling over in bed, eyes still tightly shut with grogginess. 

My phone buzzed loudly again. Remind me why I set my phone ringer to such an obnoxious frequency? Oh right, I never did. 

I flung my hand around wildly, searching for my phone in the consuming darkness and sea of blankets. I finally found it, hissing when the overly bright light from my phone reached my still tired eyes. 

I was greeted by a couple notifications on my screen, the latest one being from Snapchat. I opened it up, seeing what it said. 

ImmaBUrAngle added you as a friend!

Wait, who? I thought, looking closer at the screen. Did they do a typo? Is it supposed to Angel instead of Angle? Oh well. 

I was about to switch off my phone, only to have it buzz again, screen lighting back up. 

ImmaBUrAngle sent you a message!

I furrowed my brows, not recognizing the username. Eh, what the heck. I thought, tapping on the message to open it. 

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3:34am

ImmaBUrAngle: you know what they say

My brows stayed furrowed, still as confused as ever, ultimately deciding to respond. 

4EvrAlone: uuhhh no what do they say

ImmaBUrAngle: a real doctor wouldn't put the pickle fork in the cheese drawer

4EvrAlone: okay who and why the actual fuck 

ImmaBUrAngle: hEY

4EvrAlone: hELLO

4EvrAlone: WHY ARE WE YELLING 

ImmaBUrAngle: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN 

4EvrAlone: okay, whomst'd've and why the actual fuck?

4EvrAlone: also bold of you to assume I'm both young and a man 

ImmaBUrAngle: stfu ur a whole ass three years younger than me, dick-twitch 

4EvrAlone: excuse me sir, ill have you know my dick is in fact NOT twitching, mainly because I don't have one 

4EvrAlone: also, who was the one who got on my ass about cussing?

ImmaBUrAngle: oh ill get on your ass, don't you worry 

4EvrAlone: gross

ImmaBUrAngle: wtf is wrong with you tonight 

ImmaBUrAngle: who am I kidding theres something wrong with you every night 

ImmaBUrAngle: I was only messaging u to let u know that I got the stupid banana milk you asked for you ungrateful little shit

ImmaBUrAngle: also practice starts at 6am this morning sharp, don't be late again, ass-crack

4EvrAlone: hold up 

4EvrAlone: idk who tf u think ur talking to but I am not going to a practice today at 6, and I sure as hell did not ask for some stanky ass banana milk