#14 (Pickup Lines For Characters To Say To Each Other)

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"Are you a beaver,
cause damn."

"Are you a school,
cause I'd love to see kids inside you."
(Holy shit that hurt.)

"If your a toothbrush,
why aren't you in my mouth?"

"Are you a hostage?
Cause I'd love you keep you under my covers."

"Words can't describe how beautiful you are.
Well, 6.9 definitely can."

"Are you McDonalds food?
Cause I'd love to eat you."

"Hey, are you a rug?
Cause I'd love to shag you when I'm wet."

"I'm not sure if my shirt if boy-Friend material,
But I'm pretty sure I can cott-on you."

"I'm not really a photographer,
But I could definitely see me and you together."

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