Sidious is having a meeting with Tarkin when suddenly they hear a very strange noise. While they go see what happened, Sidious' 4 year old daughter, Lara sneaks in and steals all of her father's donuts. She runs away.
Sidious and Tarkin come back and see that the donuts are missing.
Sidious: Laaaaaaraaaaaaaa!
Lara comes in.
Lara: Yeah?
Sidious: Where are all the donuts?!
Lara: Ummmmmm...... They fell out of the windu
Sidious: What?! How do you even know who...?
Lara: Who?
Sidious: Never mind. WHERE ARE THE DONUTS?!
Lara: Look behind you.
Sidious looks around and sees all the remaining Jedi standing behind him.
Mace Windu: In the name of the Galactice Senate of the Empire, you are under arrest, Emperor.
Sidious: I am the Senate. Also, did you eat my donuts?!?!?!
Lara: Nope. You aren't that fat and big.
All the Jedi punch Sidious in the face, knocking him out.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Now what do we do with him?
Lara: Make him watch My Little Pony for the rest of his life!
Yoda: A good idea, that is.
Mace Windu: I'm not guarding his cell.
Yoda: Annoyed, you must be.
Mace Windu: Noooooooooooo!
Tell me if you want a part 2.
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