Funny Star Wars Conversations

Too Many Translations

This isn't actually a conversation, it's quotes translated way too many times. I hope you enjoy this.

"No. I am your Father."="No, father"

"Use the force, Luke."="Use force, see"

"Do, or do not. There is no try."="Don't do this. Don't try."

"This is how liberty dies......with thunderous applause."="Dead, debt, democracy, dead."

"Never tell me the odds."="You never told me."

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"="Are you close to the storm?"

"I know."="I know."

"I have a bad feeling about this..."="I saw the boys...."

"That's not how the Force works!"="It's not power!"

"You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open."="Restrict these things and close the door when it opens."

"I don't like sand."="I don't like boys."

"It's not my fault."="It's not my fault."

"Your focus determines your reality."="Your goal is to get leads."

"Somebody has to save our skins."="Our skin must be protected."

"In my experience there is no such thing as luck."="About your message to us."

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."="Trouble With Your Lips."

"It's a trap!"="Was created."

"Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them."="Your eyes look at you. Don't believe them."

"Mind tricks don't work on me."="Can not confirm."

"Great, kid. Don't get cocky."="Well honey. There is nothing to boast about."

"Stay on target."="Reach the goal."

"This is a new day, a new beginning."="New day begins immediately."

Let me know what you think of these translations and guess who said each one and who would say the translated version. Have a great day!