Wrong Number, Kid

New Phone, Who Dis?

'Wrong Number Kid' but with Shuri instead of Tony.

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Peter

I'll be late

No, I did not get stabbed

No, I did not get burned

No, I did not get poisoned

No, I did not break anything

No, I did not get shot

No, I did not get crushed by a building

???

wHaAaT??/??

Peter

YoU'rE nOt Mj 

???

What maks you think im not

Makes*

Peter

I got shot

???

BiG fAt OoF

Peter

1) You're not Mj - ur not pissed off at me

2) rOoOoOoD

3) I cri

4) Who in the frick-frack-patty-wack are you?

???

I aM tHe GrEaT aLmIgHtY sHrEcC

Peter

Have you come to take me to hek to burn for my sins

Shrecc

Only if i die forst

Peter

I will protec you with ma life

Shrecc

tHaTs ThE nIcEsT tHiNg AnYoNeS eVeR sAiD tO mE

Now i cri

Peter's POV

I chuckled as I slipped my phone back into my suit's pocket, slightly embarrassed that I texted the wrong number. Then, I made my way back into the alley where I left my backpack. I looked on both walls, and on the ground. It was gone. I sighed in anger and made my way back to the small apartment where I lived with May. I gently slid my window up, making sure that there were no noises. Unfortunately, I managed to fail at climbing onto the ceiling, and when I fell there was a loud bang. I cringed, frozen. Then, there was a soft knocking on my door.

"Peter? Are you alright?"

It was just May.

"Oh, hi May! I'm fine, something just fell off of my desk."

I held my breath, hoping she bought my awful cover-up story.

"Okay, sweetie. Have you gotten started on your homework yet?"

I sighed quietly. Of course I had homework.

"Yes I did, May."

"Sounds good. Are you sure you're okay?"

I couldn't help but smile. May was such a good person.

"Yeah, May. I'll finish my homework, then go to bed."

I could tell she was still slightly suspicious, but after a few tense seconds, she just said, "Okay, Pete. Good night."

"Good night, May. I love you!"

With that, I heard her footsteps move away from the door and down the hall. It was still killing me, keeping my secret from May. I tried not to worry and changed out of my suit. That was a little too close for comfort. I decided to be more cautious next time. As I sat down to begin my massive stack of homework, I heard my phone vibrate. The notification was from 'Shrecc'

This was definitely more important than homework.

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Author's Note-

This is my first Fanfiction of any sort, so please leave a comment with any suggestions - I will try to update ASAP

Also- I do take suggestions, so please feel free to leave them!

Goodbye ma dudes