finns pov:
"you are cute"
"no." said issy as she spun around for some weird reason
finn smiled and reached into his pocket, there was something he wanted to give issy.
he pulled out a necklace
"I love you."
issy looked at the necklace
"you brought me this instead of a 12 inch black horse dildo!?"
finn gulped
"the necklace vibrates"
"oh ok" issy smiled and took the necklace
finn and issy fucked
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the next day issy woke up without finn beside her, she walked into the living room only to see
finn fucking luna.
the dog barked "IM UNDERAGEWOOFWOOF"
finn smiled as he shoved his 2 inch pp inside of luna
"WHAT THE FUCK!" issy shouted
finn cried "IM SORRY!"
"NO! WERE DONE!"
"bUT BAB-" he was cut off
"FIRST YOU FUCK MY PUPPY AND NOW thIS gASp"
issy ran away and played neck swing
luna died from overstimulation
and Finn was arrested for rape
the end
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group one shots ;)
RomanceSo this is how it works,, Two names will randomly be chosen in the name picker. they will become a ship and we will write a one shot based on that ship the story will either be angst fluff or smut we want to die ;)
