Me and Brian and Emmanuel murder a lady

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So me and Brian and also Emmanuel are all walking. And then we see this lady and she's holding a cat. Except for this cat is not a cat..it's a not a cat cat. So then I go "I want that cat" because I like cats Yk? And then Brian says, "wait but that's not a cat." And then Emmanuel says "it's a not a cat cat." And then he accidentally pops his anime gf doll he brought along and we all go 😢. Except Brian laughs and takes a picture for his spam later. And then we all beat the shit outta the lady and I take the cat. The not a cat cat. If you're reading this we should kiss. Except if you're jimmy. Jimmy go away.

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