Hi everyone I'm back after ages! I apologise for being away for so long, but I'll try to update regularly from now on. I'm going to edit previous chapters so they are all in the same format.
Roger and Brian
Roger: bri
Roger: bri
Roger: BRI
Roger: BRIAN
Brian: WHAT?
Roger: We didn't start the fire
Roger: It was always burning
Roger: Since the world's been turning
Brian: ??
Brian: You don't even like Billy Joel
Roger: I KNOW
Roger: I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE GOT IT BY NOW
Brian: Roger, you're worrying me
Roger: THERES A FIRE
Brian: WhY DiDn'T YoU jUsT SaY??
Roger: i didnt want to worry u
Roger: so i tried to codeword it so u'd be less mad
Brian: WHERE IS IT???
Roger: freddies place
Queen group chat
Brian: IS EVERYONE OKAY????????
John: I just arrived
John: the fire service is here
Brian: WHY DIDNT YOU CALL ME
Roger: because u'd go ballistic
Roger: like u r now
Brian: I'm madder because you didn't call me
Roger: oooops
Brian: where's Freddie?
Freddie: Hi darlings
Brian: what happened?
John: Freddie and Roger thought it would be a great idea to try out the flaming cheese wheel pasta.
Brian: what's that?
John: setting alcohol on fire and pouring into a giant block of cheese and adding pasta.
Brian: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!! FIRE IS DANGEROUS!!
John: why didn't Jim stop you
Freddie: he was gardening
John: we really can't leave you unsupervised
Roger: it wouldnt have gone wrong if he used less alcohol
Freddie: It wasnt my fault!
John: "It WaSn'T mY fAuLt!"
Freddie: roger poured it
Roger: you lit it
Freddie: more importantly my babies are ok
Freddie: and jim
John: wow.
Roger: did u save the cheese
Freddie: no
Freddie: i used it to break the window to get miko out
John: you could have used a door.
Brian: How big was the cheese?
Freddie: 35
Freddie: kilograms
Roger: well thats almost £700 wasted
Brian: you spent £700 on CHEESE?
John: JUST THINK HOW MUCH CHEESE ON TOAST I COULD HAVE MADE
John: 35 KILOS OF CHEESE
John: WASTED
Freddie: calm down darlings
Brian: YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE
Freddie: not anymore
Roger: what are we gonna do
Roger: freddie and jim are homeless and brian and john have gone mental
Freddie: wait...
Freddie: WHERE AM I GONNA LIVE
Roger: move in with me
Brian: Freddie, move in with me.
Brian: you'll die at Rogers
Roger: no he wont
Brian: where would Jim sleep?
Roger: In the garden.
Roger: he loves the garden
Freddie: Jim isn't sleeping in the garden!!!
John: I would let you stay with me but the house is already full
Roger: with kids.
Brian: at least I can stop him from setting anything on fire.
