Hey r u awake?
I am now -_- what do u want?
I can't sleep.
Why not?
I wish I could sleep but my ADD kicked in and is basically like, one sheep, two sheep, duck, turtle! O'l MacDonald had a farm. Ehhhh Macarena!
This is why we r friends!
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Jokes, Texts and Even More Funny Things
HumorThis is just a bunch of pee your pants jokes, texts and even more funny things to laugh about!