🏐haikyuu chat fic🏐

Volleyhoes 🏐

This is a collaboration story between me and my friend , No art in this is ours. Enjoy the fic!

Daich added Asahi,Tanaka,Kageyama,Hinata,Nishinoya,Sugawara,Ennoshita,Tsukishima,Yamaguchi,Kinoshita,Narita to Karasuno Volleyball Team Chat

Daichi: I have made this group chat so that it easier to relay information to the whole team for when we have practices or training camps.

Nishinoya: oOoOoOo a group chat?!?!?!

Tsukishima: Ew why am i here with these idiots

Sugawara: Tsukkishima, I will not tolerate that behavior towards your teammates.

Hinata: oWo whats this

Kageyama: A group chat, dumbass. What else would it be

Tsukishima: kageyama , as far as i know your not much smarter than shrimpy over here.

Nishinoya: ugh why is this group chat so formal? Lemme change it up a bit

Nishinoya changed group name to "Volleyhoes"
Nishinoya changed Asahi's name to "Jesus"
Nishinoya changed Sugawara's name to "Sugamomma"
Nishinoya changed Daichi's name to "Dadchi"

Tsukishima: nishinoya , i swear to god if you give me one more fucking notification

Nishinoya changed Tsukishima's name to "Salty-shima"

Tanaka: pFtFtFt THAT NAMES FITS PERFECTLY BRO

Nishinoya: THANKS BRO

Nishinoya changed Tanaka's name to "Best Bro #1"
Nishinoya changed Nishinoya's name to "Best Bro #2"

Best Bro #1: bro 🥺❤️

Best Bro #2: 😘😘

Salty-shima: miss me with that gay shit

Kageyama: Hinata , finish up with the balls so we can go home

Best Bro #2: what kinda balls? 😏

Suga-momma: Noya, I suggest you stop right there.

Dadchi: Don't make mom mad, trust me.

Hinata: Volleyballs duh, what other kinda of balls would there be?

Kageyama: We were practicing stuff for our quick?

Best Bro #2:ah the youth, so young, so innocent

Best Bro #2 changed Kageyama's name to "Milk Fucker"
Best Bro #2 changed Hinata's name to "Milk"

Ennoshita: uh noya, i suggest you run because suga looks angry right now.

Best Bro #2: welp gotta blast before i get -

Best Bro #1: NOOOO HES DEADDDD , WHY HIM HE HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

Salty-shima: He was only saying what we were all thinking

Dadchi- Tsukishima and Noya, you both get a lap of diving exercises tomorrow at practice.

Best Bro #1: HHAHAHAHA TSUKKI GOT DADCHI MADDD

Salty-shima: I've literally heard you say it too Daichi you're literally not allowed to get mad

Suga-momma: As long as we have children in the chat, that behavior is unaccepted.

Milk: Why is my name milk? I don't even like milk that much...

Milk Fucker: WHAT? WHO HAS BEEN BUYING YOU MILK BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY ARE GIVING YOU THE WRONG ONE. MILK IS DELICIOUS, TOMORROW I WILL BUY YOU YOUR OWN TO ENSURE YOU HAVE A CHANGE IN MIND.