Random Hetalia Stuff

Random Project <2> Sandwich No One Should Eat

   At school, Arthur made sandwiches for me and my friends.  When he announced what he had done, all of us froze.  Everyone but Arthur knew that he was an absolutely terrible cook, in even the simplest thing like making a sandwich.  The only catch was that he made exactly two and there were four of us, including Arthur himself, so one of us would be saved.  Hyacinth, Ashley, and I all looked at each other.  Ashley looked at me, her expression clearly saying, “he’s your friend Josie, now be a good friend and eat what he made for you.”  Then I looked at Hyacinth who looked like she was preparing for the worst to happen.  I then swallowed as I also awaited my fate.  Arthur looked at us, a smiley expression on his face, as he held out his plastic bag containing the creations of death.

   “Here, try one,” he took one of the sandwiches out of the bag.  When I was about to eat it, a bird flew by and stole it from his hands and flew off with it in its claws.  I hid my smile with my sleeve as I saw one of the death creations being taken away.  Then I thought of if the bird will live after eating what he just mistook for something eatable. “Poor thing,” I thought then saw Arthur sigh.  He then took the last one out and halved it so Hyacinth and I could share. 

    The two of us looked at each other and signaled to go on three. One.  We took the sandwiches into our hands. Two.  Next we moved the creations closer to our lips. Three. As, what we expected to be last sight of light, we took a bite out of the sandwiches.  The two of us chewed and Ashley and Arthur just watched, Ashley almost laughing. That’s when I ran over to a bush and threw up before death could take me.  Then Hyacinth did the same, but ran to a garbage can instead.

    Lifting my head I felt light headed, Ashley’s constant laughing made my head ring.  “Shush up Ash. Next time, I’m making you suffer,” I said with a bit of a slur. Hyacinth was holding her head as she made her way back to us. Arthur looked at his two, now pale, friends and laughed awkwardly, “I’m sorry about that, loves.  I thought that I could make sandwiches for you lassies as a thank you for not saying my cooking sucks but I ended up, kind of poisoning you two.”  I wobbled over to him then wrapped one arm around his shoulder, “don’t worry buddy, I can’t cook either.  We should get cooking lessons from Ludwig or Francis or something to not suck at cooking so bad.”  At that day, we all labeled the deadly sandwich as the Sandwich That No One Should Eat. 

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Yes, I know.  I need to update those Hetalia One Shots.  I'm not going to make any excuses this time.  I admit it.... I am a lazy Asian!

NOW ALL OF WATTPAD KNOWS MY LAZYNESS!!! 

Well, I'll try and update this weekend or on thursday-friday since I have half a day on thursday and no school on friday (YEA!!) Sooooo~ if I don't just yell at me and tell me to write or you will send slender man on me (I'm telling you, that WILL make me start writing) So don't be afraid to yell at me!! I give you permission!! But just no swearing, please :P 

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