TWICE ON CRACK

normal day at Twices dorm

Nayeon: SON IM YOO CHAEYOUNG!

Dahyun: [watching with Tzuyu] Chaeng has a lot of last names don't ya think?

Tzuyu: [drinking some tea] Yuuppp~

Chaeyoung: Yes unnie?

Nayeon: Dont you unnie unnie me! What did I tell you?!

Chaeyoung: Not to unnie unnie you?

DubTzu: OoohHhhHh~

Nayeon: [glares at DubTzu]

DubTzu: [gulps then laughs nervously] Ooohhh- EUTTEOHKE NAEGA UMJIGIL SEUOPGE NAL OOH AHH OHH AHH HAGE MANDEUREOJWO GAJJA GAJJA JIMSIM EOMNEUM GAJJA JALGA JALGA HUH OOH AHH HAGE!

Chaeyoung: [judging] You guys are weird...

Nayeon: Eye on me young lady! Didn't I tell you to clean my mirrors?! As your mother I command you to clean it!

Dahyun: pretty sure that's not how parenting works...

Tzuyu: Good thing I'm a DahMo child... [eats popcorn]

Dahyun: You are?

Tzuyu: Yup... Chaeng is 2Yeon child... I am Dahmo child... Sana unnie is a 2Yeon child aswell.. Mina unnie is also a Dahmo child...

Mina: Oh cool I'm your sister

Tzuyu: Whoopie!

Nayeon: Can you guys shut up!? [Sighs] Chaeng.. Once your father gets back your going to have a serious punishment.

Jeongyeon: Chaeyoung has a father?

Tzuyu: No shit sherlock

Jeongyeon: Fuck you Tzuyu

Tzuyu: Go fuck Nayeon unnie

Jihyo: Enough interruptions! Please continue Nayeon unnie

Nayeon: Jeongyeon! We need to punish our child! She has been so bad these days!

Chaeyoung: Pretty sure I'm not your child... and I'm pretty sure I'm not your child...

Jeongyeon: What do you want me to do?

Nayeon: Ground her for 3 weeks or something!

Jeongyeon: okay? Umm... Chaeyoung your grounded for 3 weeks

Chaeyoung: What!?

Dahyun: And now we're gonna bury you till you've learn your lesson! [Holding a shovel]

Chaeyoung: THAT'S NOT HOW GROUNDING WORKS! AHHH! [runs away]

Mina: should I help her?...

Chaeng: MINA UNNIEEEE!

Mina: Nah... Minecraft is more important... [continues to play minecraft]

Sana and Momo: [just got back from their shoots] uhhhh...

Jihyo: Normal day at Twices dorm... don't ask...