Jesus maryfuckin' Christ on tour

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Sometimes
I
wonder
when
the great
ancient
rockstar
Jesus
maryfuckin'
Christ
was
touring
the
middle east
with his
all-male
entourage:
Did he
happen
to
give
Blowjobs
to his
loyal
followers
from time
to time
or was he
always
being
a little
son
of a
bitch
who thought
being the son
of god
& shit
meant
all the
boyZ
had
to go
down
on his
holy dick
without
ever
getting
some
friendly
fellatio
in
return?

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