Mario and Luigi's Adventures Of The Lion King

Episode 2: Mufasa and Scar

A little mouse was scurrying around until it was caught by a brown claw from Scar little brother of Mufasa.

Scar: Life's not fair, you see I shall never be king and you shall never see the light of another day, adieu.

???: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?

Scar: What do you want?

???: I'm here to announce that King Mufasa is on his way, so you better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning.

The mouse hid in a hole.

Scar: Now look what you did Zazu, you made me lose my lunch.

Zazu: Ha, you'll lose more than that after the king gets through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia.

Scar: Ooh, I quiver with fear.

Zazu: Scar, why are you looking at me like that? Help!

Scar then ate Zazu.

Mufasa: Scar.

Scar: Hmm?

Mufasa: Drop him.

Zazu: Impeccable timing your majesty!

Scar spat out Zazu.

Cappy: You okay?

Zazu: I'm alright, just covered in saliva.

Scar: Why, if it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the commoners.

Mufasa: Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba!

Scar: It was today? Oh I feel simply awful.

Scar scratched his claws against the wall like a chalkboard.

Mario: That was so loud!

Scar: Must've slipped my mind.

Zazu: Well as slippery as your mind is, as the King's brother you should have been first in line!

Scar: I was, until the little hairball was born!

Mufasa: I think that hairball is my son, and your future king.

Scar: Oh I shall practice my curtsey!

Mufasa: Don't turn your back on me Scar!

Scar: Maybe you shouldn't turn your back on me.

Cappy: What's that supposed to mean!

Mufasa: Is that a challenge?!

Scar: I wouldn't challenge you brother.

Luigi: And why not?

Scar: As far as brains go I got the lion's share, and when it comes to brute strength, I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool.

Scar walked off somewhere.

Luigi: Brothers, you'll learn to love them.

Zazu: Yeah, there's one in every family, two in mine actually, and they always manage to ruin special occasions.

Mufasa: What am I gonna do with him?

Cappy: We could turn him into a handsome throw rug!

Mufasa: Cappy.

Zazu: And just think whenever he gets dirty you could take him out and beat him. Heh heh.

Cappy: Mario, Luigi I found an empty cave for us to stay in!

Mario and the gang went to the cave Cappy talked about.

Mario: This is a good spot!

Luigi: Goodnight!

Mario: Sleep tight!

Cappy: Don't bite the bedbugs.

The trio has gone to sleep.

To be continued...

Next episode Mario and the gang will be given a tour around the pridelands. See you later folks!