Episode 5: The Elephant Graveyard

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Luigi: That went like a charm!

Simba: I am a genius.

Luigi: It was Nala's idea.

Simba: Yeah, well I pulled it off.

Nala: With me.

Simba: Oh yeah.

The two cubs were playing around and Nala pinned Simba down.

Nala: Pinned ya!

Simba: Hey, let me up.

Mario: 0-1.

The cubs rolled down the hill and Nala pinned down Simba again.

Cappy: 0-2.

Nala: Pinned ya again!

Luigi: Look we made it! The elephant graveyard.

Everyone: Wow.

Mario: This is where the elephants wither to.

Cappy: Are its brains still in there?

Simba: We better check it out!

Zazu: Stop! The only checking out you'll be doing will be to check out of here.

Mario: Mama Mia.

Zazu: We're way off the boundary of the Pridelands.

Simba: Look, banana beak is scared.

Zazu: That's Mr. Banana beak to you fuzzy, and we may be in very real danger.

Simba: Danger, ha! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha!

???: Ha ha ha ha!

Luigi: Hyenas!

Cappy: What?!

Shenzi: Well well Banzai, what have we got here?

Banzai: I don't know Shenzi, uh, what do you think Ed?

Ed: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Banzai: Just as I was thinking, 6 little trespassers!

Cappy: Must've taken a wrong turn at that last rock, so uh, we gotta go!

Zazu: You are so right about that!

Shenzi: Woah wait, I know you, your Mufasa's little stooge.

Zazu: I madam am the king's majordomo!

Banzai: Making you.

Simba: Future king!

Shenzi: Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom?

Simba: You can't do anything to me!

Luigi: Yes they can, we are on their property after all.

Simba: Luigi, Zazu said they were slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers.

Mario: Ix-nay on the upid-stay.

Banzai: Who you calling upid-stay?!

Zazu: Ooh look at the sun, it's time to go.

Shenzi: What's the hurry? We love for you to stay for dinner.

Cappy: They mean us don't they?

Mario: Yes they do.

Banzai: We could always have whatever's lion around. Ha ha ha!

Shenzi: Wait, I got another one! Make mine a cub sandwich. Ha ha ha.

Ed was trying to tell Shenzi and Banzai something important.

Shenzi: What Ed, what is it?

Banzai: Hey, did we order this dinner to go?

Shenzi: No, why?

Banzai: Cause THERE IT GOES!

Mario: Run!

Zazu: Aah!

Cappy: I think we lost them.

Simba: Anyone seen Zazu?

Banzai: Then the majordomo bird hip hopped all the way to the birdie boiler!

Zazu: Not the birdie boiler. Aah!

Simba: Hey, why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Cappy: Cause no one's that edible Simba.

Shenzi: Like you?

Mario: Cappy.

Cappy: Oopsie.

Nala: Aah!

Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed: Boo!

Luigi: Ahh!

The group ran from the hyenas and rode on a elephant skull.

Nala: Guys! Help!

Simba scratched Shenzi on her face.

Mario: Keep moving!

The group were in a dead end.

Luigi: Oh no, end dead, er... Dend dead, er... We're trapped!

Banzai: Here kitty kitty kitty.

Simba let out a squeaky roar.

Shenzi: That was it? Do it again, c'mon.

A very loud roar came out of nowhere.

Shenzi, Banzai and Ed: Huh?

Mufasa was beating up the hyenas.

Shenzi: Please, don't hurt us.

Mufasa: SILENCE!

Banzai: Okay, we'll shut up right now!

Shenzi: We're really sorry.

Mufasa: If you ever come near my son and his friends again.

Shenzi: This is your son? Did you know that?

Banzai: No, did you know that?

Shenzi: No way, of course not!

Shenzi and Banzai: Ed?

Ed shook his head up and down meaning he somewhat knew that and Mufasa roared very loudly.

Banzai: Tootles.

The three hyenas ran off somewhere.

Cappy: That's right you three better run away you cowards!

Simba: Dad?

Mufasa: You deliberately disobeyed me.

Simba: Dad, I'm sorry.

Mufasa: Let's go home!

Luigi: We still think you're brave, Simba.

To be continued...

Next episode Mufasa and Simba will have a talk about bravery. See you next time!

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