Matt was at the red army base pretending to be (the picture of that guy in their house) while you and tom hid behind a tree. Matt was sweating alot but you knew he could do it
Paul: Pfft. You CAN'T be serious.
Patryck: Sir we think he may be an impos-
Tord:DEACHTÓIR PORTER!
You started to smile and your face turns a light pink you Really must've missed tord. Tom looked at you with a confused look.
Tord pulled Matt close to him,matt looked like he was going to puke tord was actually falling for the plan!(or was he.?)
Tord: I'm so glad you're here come in! It is an honor to meet you face to face!
Tom: hah yes! Y/n my plan is working
Y/N: yeah...it actually is...
Tom: you alright there y/n?
Y/N: I'm fine really.
Tord takes Matt inside the red army base to show him around
Tord: It is such a lovely surprise having you of all people come to visit us let me show you around,Proter
They then walk in to a room with secret weapons
Tord: Here is the room housing our secret weapon! But,heh I wont bore you with this. After all you have your own! Now lets continue with the grand tour shall we?
Time skip cuz I'm lazy :33
Tom: Matt! Tell him your intersetsed in the secret weapon room.
Y/N: do not mess this up Matt.
Tord: we are just going to Skip over HR I want to get rid of that place. Anyway Greg is always on my case about-
Matt: I am interseted in you"saucy Kevin room"
Tord:How-I-what-...
Y/N: no Matt se -cr-et we-ap-ons!
Tord then pulls Matt up to his face
Tord: Ah...hahahahah! Oh Porter you're a funny one!
Tom: no Matt! Secret weapons SECRET WEAPONS! (Matt has a thing in his ear so he can hear y/n and Tom)
Matt: Several melons! Sassy sevens? Salty...Stepsons?
Tord: Suuure my friend. Let's continue
You and tom were hiding behind a wall but the walkie talkie was glitching and it almost blew your cover
Tom: Matt stop blowing our cover!
Matt on the walkie talkie: but I didn't say anything!
Tom: Matt I clearly heard you! Stop being an idiot! Come on y/n,that's what you get for. Trusting a man with the intelligence of a kitchen shelf.
Tom then grabs your arm and pulls you the other way before a claw almost caught you both
Y/N: sigh* that was....close
Matt turns around to the wall
Matt: Hey I heard that!
Tord: heard what? Porter
Matt: Heeeey why dont we check out your saucy kev-
Y/N: Matt! Secret weapons!!
Matt: Your secret weapons room!
Tord: O-HO-HO-HO!(what is he Santa XD) my secret weapon room? But of course Why didn't you say so? Ah.here it is! My secret weapons room!
They enter the secret wepons room
Tord: And it just so happens MATT
you and tom gets caught by Paul and patryck.
Tord: ...that this room is also where you and tom will face your DEATH
Tom: time out! TIME OUT! there's NO
WAY you knew it was us!. I planned it out perfectly
Matt: im not matt! In uh..porker
Tord then blows smoke in Matt's face
Tord: Matt shut up porter died in 1928.
You really wanted to say something to tord but you knew he would probably kill you so you just said it
Y/N: how about you tell us how you knew our plan RED LEADER.
You said with your hands on your hips, tord then grabs you by the waist closer to him
Tord: ohh~! Someone's a little angry there are we~?
You stay quite as your face turned a crimson red but you stayed strict.
Tord: Ah my sweet little y/n I missed you so much after that little kiss we shared together~
Tord then let's you go but still has his robot arm around your shoulder
Tord:Anyway Edd here informed me that you had some Hairbrian scheme.And it's "Secret weapons room" Matt How HARD is that to say?!
Tom: WHAT! EDD?! YOU FUDGING TRATOIR!
Y/N: yeah edd that's really messed up why would you do that!!
Edd: guys chill out I just wanted cola There's a fully-stocked vending machine here did you see it?.But Tord and I got to talking and-
Tord: it's true Edd called me to come over for cola
Tom: ARGH!!!
Edd: you uh recorded me that's...really weird tord...
Tape recorder: Hey Tord Do you remember when you took over all the cola in town? You still have it don't you I'd love to take some off your hands
Tord:see?, So edd came over, he and I had a good little talk about the good old days. And while talking it did slip about the BLUE LEADER and a disguise to infiltrate my base. But honestly, did you think a COMB amd a TIN'FOIL hat would fool me? I am smarter than th-
Matt: Umm..Tedd
Tord: WHAT!? What is it NOW Matt? Matt: who are you talking to?
Tord: What Do you mean who am I talking to? I'm talking to you ,Tom y/n,and edd-
Tord turns around to see that edd is gone
Matt: edd left ages ago.
Y/N: dammit
Edd was on a giant cola machine
Edd: Oh baby I missed you!
Tord: EEEEEEEDDDDDD!
TO BE CONTINUED
word count: 928
Dang that was alot of writing I'm going to be updating slowly because I'm a little sick but I'll get better soon
YOU ARE READING
Eddsworld: the beginning and the friEND Red leader x Fem Reader! (Countiues)
AdventureYou,matt,edd,and tom get captured by the red leader's most trusted soldiers will you four survive what's coming next?
