Gollum: We doesn't want to!!!
Random_Elf: YOU HAVE TO!
Gollum: They wouldn't be TOO mad if I didn't do it.
Random_Elf: Um, trust me, they would. *shudders at the thought*
Gollum: Fine. Don't want to gets murdered by our readers precious...
Random_Elf: Don't think they wouldn't do it!
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Lobelia: Why the heck do we have to do this? I have better things to do.
Random_Elf: You have to. Have to.
Gollum: Just gets it over with.
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Lobelia: *steals all spoons on table*
Gollum: Um, doesn't we needs those?
Lobelia: I need them more than you do. *looks around fancy restaurant* Where the heck is the waiter? I AM HUNGRY! I didn't eat second breakfast this morning because I wanna be skinnier. Do I look skinnier to you?
Gollum: Save us!!!
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Lobelia: That was like no food at all. I'm STARVING! Do they have mints here? Lets order desert. Oh, you hold the spoons on our way out. Don't wanna get caught, so better you than me.
Gollum: *banging head on table* Please. *bang* Shut. *bang* Up.* For. *bang* Five. *bang* Secondses.
Lobelia: EXCUSE ME? That's rude. I bet people are staring at us. You don't randomly bang your head on a table. You're being REALLY LOUD! I am so annoyed with you. CAN WE GET A CHECK?
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Lobelia: That just brought me that much CLOSER to DEATH.
Random_Elf: Um. I'm guessing it didn't go well?
Lobelia: HA! What an understatement! He was-
Random_Elf: Don't care bye! *slams door in Lobelia's face*
Gollum: *bursts into tears*
Random_Elf: That bad, huh? What's my punishment?
Gollum: Punishmentses?
Random_Elf: Um, yeah, you get to choose who I-
Gollum: After what we just wents through, nope. We won't choose and nasty peopleses.
Random_Elf: Wow. Mature. So who's it gonna be?
Gollum: I LIED. It is SO gonna pay for that's!!!!!
Random_Elf: NO! C'mon man!
Gollum: THE FAT HOBBIT.
Random_Elf: Well, that's not so- *sudden realization* Oh. Awkward.
Gollum: And Master has to play the bagpipes the WHOLE TIME!
Random_Elf: WHAT THE HECK??? Does Frodo even know how to play the bagpipes??? I hate the bagpipes!!!
Gollum: You deserve your punishment.
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Somebody HELP ME!!!
Soooo sorry that took so long. I wrote it knowing I'd be gone for a day and didn't publish it. Failure on my part.
Sowee!
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RandomPretty nice if it asks us. They asks us the questions by sending a messages to Random_Elf she shows them to us and we will answers it, yes precious.
