Sonic was walking down the street, as he usually did, like always...
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What was an ordinary day for the hair tumor with Jackson's Nike plants would spiral into a pretty mediocre plot line... A plot line that would change his life... forever....
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...Stop if there wasn't enough dots for emphases.... this better feel shocking... After all, I just said it would change his life FOREVER (Forever being a pretty long time you know)...
Were you even reading? God... I'll have you know that I read, and I happened to be shocked even right now...
Actually just play this,
Much better. Finally I can continue something that truly matters... the plot (Even Sonic thinks so, and I would know... I wrote him)
As I was saying...
It was a dark an storm night with lightning because that creates dramatic tension.
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But this was not a problem as Sonic was faster than said lightning because I said so.
However, this was no an op power that made him a Mary sue level of op, as he had depression don't you know. Get that sick thought out of your mind.
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After all, it was pretty obvious given that Sonic was homeless. And as may you know, 47 percent of homeless women in 2004 meet the criteria for a diagnosis of major depressive disorder according to the American Psychological Association.
Anyway, once again continuing from your idiocy, Sonic made it past that stormy night only to find himself in some sort of jungle.
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Now... that's a pretty scary place that makes people want to freak the frick out. Are you scared? You should be. There are like spiders that go out on you and wiggle around and get freaky all out on your body.
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Sonic was about to jump out of his ripped jeans, (Because it was a scary time to be alive and of course before he had depression [ DUh! (-‸ლ) ] ).
"Tails... is that you...?"
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It was the tails he always knew, but maybe a little more handsome ...
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