Six the Genderbend Musical

Haus of Holbien

Adam of Cleaves -
Welcome to the house

All -
To the Haus of Holbein
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein

Cristian of Aragon -
Hanne Holbein goes around the land

Cristian Parr -
Painting all of the handsome men

Adam Boleyn -
From Spain,

John Seymour -
To France

Adam of Cleaves -
And Germany

Kristian Howard -
The queen chooses one

All -
But which one will it be?

Cristian of Aragon and Adam Boleyn -
You bring the coats, yes

John Seymour and Adam of Cleaves -
We'll bring the cinches

Cristian Parr -
No one wants torsos under nine inches

All except Kristian Howard -
So what the protein contains food poison?

Kristian Howard -
At least your hot body will bring all the girls in

All -
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'

Cristian Parr -
'Cause now you're in the house

All -
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein

Adam Boleyn -
We must make sure all the princes look great
When their time comes for the Holbein portrait

Adam of Cleaves -
We know what all the best inventions are
To hold everything in

Kristian Howard -
Ja, it's voxerstar

Cristian of Aragon -
For darker hair, then you just add a
Magical ingredient

John Seymour -
From your bowel

Cristian Parr -
Try these boots, so high it's naughty

All -
But we cannot guarantee you'll still be tall at forty

Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'

Cristian Parr -
'Cause now you're in the house

All -
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein